Severus peeked into the library and saw Harry with a stack of books. He knew why the boy made it into Slytherin, but at times, the boy was pure Ravenclaw. "So what are you planning now?"
"Not exactly sure. What do you know about magical clothing and the fabric?" Harry asked.
"Let me explain the amazing world of Wizard's fashion." Severus answered. "Some the more popular trends and things will only be answered by a Malfoy, but I can handle the basics."
"What can only be answered by a Malfoy?" Lucius asked as he entered the room with a few books.
"Fashion, clothes, materials." Harry smirked as Lucius' face grasped why Harry was asking.
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Dumbledore looked furious. The students had returned on Saturday, and as he dressed for the first day of classes everything he tried on changed to Slytherin Green with dancing hearts saying "I heart Slytherins" in the hearts. He had tried everything.
He made his way to the Head Table. He glared out to the students. He didn't think it was any Slytherins that did it, they would never want to use their house name in a prank. He ignored the snorts of laughter from three houses, he could see his Lions were horrified by his robes. "While I do enjoy a great prank, this one is over the line. I want whoever did this to report to my office after breakfast."
He began to look at each student he thought might have the skills to do this, but none of them were acting like it was their prank. There was not innocent look, no hiding from his gaze. He even glanced at the Slytherin table and could see they were watching the students, trying to figure out who did it.
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"How?" Draco asked.
"Your parents are very fashion trendy." Harry answered.
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Tuesday:
Dumbledore glared at his robes, he wasn't going to wear them, but everything he tried to summon, conjure, or even transform said the same thing. "Snakes rules, Lions drool."
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Wednesday:
Dumbledore had bought new robes. He was dressing in his new robes and as he turned to look in the mirror, he caught the Slytherin Coat of Arms appear on them, as his robes turned Slytherin Green. Above each Coat of Arms, was a dancing snake.
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Thursday:
Dumbledore groaned as he looked at his clothes. He couldn't keep hiding in his quarters. He had things to do. He had spent most of the week hiding in his office, but today, he had to go to the Ministry. He almost choked in horror at what his clothes said today:
I'm a Snake in disguise.
This time the snakes were dressed in different outfits to make them look like lion, badgers, and eagle. He hated snakes.
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Friday:
Dumbledore used the secret tunnels to make it to the staff meeting he had to attend. He had to find a way to end these pranks. Today outfit was the snakes all holding signs, with their tails, saying:

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