Caucasian Asian: An Anthony Padilla Fanfiction

Chapter 3 - Online Popularity

Chapter 3

Video:

“Hey guys what’s up?” Anthony smiled to the screen

“BIIIITTTTCHHH” Ian voice was heard as he interjected in his usual childish manner.

“We’re here in IKEA today with Nikki, looking for some funky stuff,” The camera panned around the room, revealing the packed warehouse style retail department store, and Nikki in a black Batman T-shirt and floral patterned shorts, a strange combo that would usually be unflattering, but somehow suited Nikki.  The camera swivelled back to Anthony who was holding it, as he grinned “and we thought you guys would like to see us shopping.”

“Since you’ve commented on it so much before” Ian added as the camera faced him.

The frame skipped, scene cutting to the next point of filming. The camera was zoomed in on a huge walk-wardrobe display, Anthony’s free arm gesturing towards the door as his voice was heard “So I walked past this wardrobe, and heard giggling inside, thinking some Sokinki stuff was going on in there I naturally opened it and saw this…” His arm [that wasn’t holding the camera] opened the door, revealing to people inside. They were not the right way up. Ian and Nikki grinned at the camera from their positions, they were both doing handstands inside the cupboard.

“What? I thought it was a good idea,” Nikki said defensively, failing to seem reasonable in her upside-down standing “Then Ian joined me and… well-”

“We’re stuck.” Ian said simply. Anthony’s laughter was heard from behind the camera before he solved the problem by throwing a pillow at their arms – which they were standing on, naturally they fell over, and Ian and Nikki tumbled over landing in an awkward tangle on the floor.

“Fixed it.” Anthony said, laughing. Then the camera focussed down on Nikki just in time to see her do a ninja-esque sweep of her leg and hook her foot around Anthony’s ankle, colliding with it deliberately as he and the camera tumbled ungrcefully to the floor like Nikki and Ian had moments before. The camera was picked up by Nikki who showed her own face as she said “Fixed you, asshole” grinning down at Anthony who was now shown in the video to be cradling his tailbone... well ass is the more appropriate term.

“No you broke me…” He whined, and Ian and Nikki’s laughter were heard behind the camera.

The film cut to the next piece of filming and Ian – who now held the camera zoomed in on a giant crate full of Pillow-Pets, there was no movement for a moment before suddenly Nikki and Anthony burst out from the mass of cuddly toys with their arms outstretched upwards in the ‘Y’ position from the YMCA dance as they yelled in unison “Boom Shakalaka!!!” Before dancing randomly to the sound of no music, waist deep in the animal-ish pillows. Ian turned the camera to face himself

“We’ve found a weird one, this girl.” He half smiled at the camera, then turned it back to Nikki who had a ladybug pillow pet raised, and she hit Anthony over his head.

“Pillow-Pet fight!!!!” She laughed, and they started pelting each other, Anthony wielding a purple unicorn Pillow pet, the camera cut and some third party was obviously holding the camera now, as Ian was joining in on the Pillow-Pet fight, there was some techno song playing in the background that was edited in afterwards. The camera cut again and Ian was holding the camera again, filming, Anthony was standing on the floor, outside of the crate now, and helping Nikki out lifting her up slightly, it would have been a romantic scene, had Anthony not slipped on one of the stray Plushy toys, and fallen flat on his back, taking Nikki down with him. The two fell splat on the ground – Nikki splayed across Anthony’s torso, with Ian’s laughter heard as he looked on.