the next day at recess, tyler and josh are in their usual spot, when brendon comes over.
"hi beebo!" tyler exclaims.
"hi ty, hi josh."
josh waves.
"i love the cat you gave me yesterday!" tyler says
"i'm glad, because you can have him."
"i can!?!?"
"yes."
"is it because you said your mommy n daddy 're doorknobs?"
"yep"
"wait. brendon you got tyler a cat?" asks josh.
"yeah. i found 'em and was like lolol. and so i brought it home and my doorknobs for parents were liek "eughehgehgehg. we can not have a cat har har har."
"'n so i was like fudge it and i gave it to tyler in the middle of the night 7:30 at his window and scared the butt cheeks off of him."
josh was like
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"why didn't you get me a cat, too?"
"lolol 'cus i only had one cat duhh."
"okay."
josh and tyler hold hands after they stop talking bc y not.
then brendon's all like
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"that's so gay!"
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so ya.
n then he goes and tells everybody "hey josh n tyler are dating they're gay lololol!!!"
and then everyone makes fun of tyler and he starts crying so then josh punches all of them and then goes to the principals office.
the drama is real omgggggg
momma dun or laura is all liek "josh whydcha do dat." and josh is like
"'cus they made fun of tyler he was cryin."
and then laura is like "aw that's sweet."
then josh goes home and tyler sleeps over.
they had fun watching disney princess movies n eating ice cream whoot whoot.
// i'm so confused and brendon's parents are actual doorknobs not people.// was
