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"yo yo yo my gay d00ds." says satan. i mean brendon.

"hi" says somebody idk and i don't care lolol

"so guess what"

"what" asks josh.

"so like people always te-"

"lolol don't talk to my boyfriend" says tyler.

"so anyway. so liek people always tell me not to drink and it's like i don't even get drunk so idk what they're talking aboyt" says brendon

rip vine

"i like to drink orange juice." says tyler.

"ya same but i like water too." says josh

"yeah me too but i forgot what i was gonna say bc the phone locked but it's okay."

says tyler

"hey guys?" asks brendon

"yeah." they say in unison

"have you heard of weed?"

brendon loves weeed who doesn't know that
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no." says josh

"mmm i think like thos fl'wers right." says thE ONLY OTHER GUY THERE USE COMMON SNEAS BC IM WEAK BC ITS HIT AND I NEED FOOD BUT I DONT WNANAN EAT

"ya n so like you can smoke them n people thjnk yer cool."

so brendon grabbed a dandelion and lit it on fire.

"you can set herself on fire but yer never gunna burn bro." says josh.

"woah dudes are you smoking weed?" asks dallon

"ya dallon wanna try some."

"no bc you like ryan and that makes me mad."

"i touched ryan's butt but then he got scared and i haven't seen him since."

"oh okay then i forgive you."

"thanks."

"i love you bren"

"love you too dal."

"and you made fun of me for being gay." says tyler.

"tru."

says dallon

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says dallon.

"bro what even is gay." asks sm dallon again.

"it's what you are bc you said you love me and i'm gonna touch your butt but you better not run away this time like ryan." says brendon

"you said butt twice lolololol" laughed josh

brendon poked dallons butt.

"that was weird but i'm too lazy to run away."

"okay."

and they set all the dandelions on fire.

AND smol tyler is adorable

i don't have anything so say in a/n except that this one isn't that funny



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