// i don't remember if i fixed it or not whatever lol and i don't have any ideas i just haven't updated so imma update now thanks bye//
"aight so you know it's my 13th birthday tomorrow right?" asks forehead i mean brendon
"yeah what're you doing for it" asks josh
"well i'm having a party and i want you guys to come most of our class will be there."
"sounds fun!" says tyler
"cool i just have to ask my mom."
lol me too
----time skip to the party bc i'm lazy and excited----
⚠️ trigger warning ⚠️
so tyler na sjosh got to brendon's house.
brendon has a big house because his doorknobs make good cash monies amirite
so there's music and laughter and stuff you can hear from the outside
josh rings the doorbell and pete answers
"hey guys!" says pete
they say hello bla bla bla
they walk in and they're playing spin the bottle bc they're 7th graders that's what they do
and so brendon spins it and it lands on ryan
hahahah okay
so brendon glances at dallon and dallon looks sad
brendon leans over to ryan and ryan kisses him chastely on thy leeps
dallon goes to the potty
brendon follows him
"it's just a game dally"
"i know brennie but it's sad seeing my boyfriend kissing another boy"
OOOOOOH
brendon hugs him and they live happily ever after
so they go back and brendon asks who wants to play a different game
mostly everybody raised their hand
majority wins
so brendon has a little evil smirk on his face bc he's satan with a big forehead i mean he's always up to trouble boiiii
brendon says "ill brb"
he runs up the stairs
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brendon goes to his parents room and goes in the lockbox at the back of the closet
he pulls out some paper and some goodies
"iM BAAAAAacK"
"henlo my good fellow what has thy brought upon us" says ryan because he's a dork
"i come bearing gifts."
brendon takes out the paper and the other stuffs
"what is that" tyler asks as pete and jack squeal
"oh it's some stuff my dad hides in the closet"
"okay but what is it?"
"that good coo$h man wowow wubzy sold me some along with that good snoop dogg bro man and some mountain dew and blowin thatbgood ol air horn man shots fired MLG OTP shot gunssssss."
everybody goes quiet
"it's weed jeez"
"that doesn't look like the dandelions from a few years ago"
"those were weeds not weed. it's mari-ju-ana."
"oh cool i took jui jitzu classes once" says ashley
"that's nut the same thing"
"bustanut"
l...."
so yeah he grinds the good coosh and rolls it up and lights it and passes it around
everybody gets all rainbow and dizzy and unicorns sparklez yay
they all pass out
then brendon makes out with ryan
and dallon- the only sober one- cries and runs away
awwww poor dally
okay yeah everybody's high and naked running around
goodnight
//it wasn't very weird but i'm also tired and all excuses excuses ok well hopefully the next chapter is better bye//
