A-Meow-Rous Love (Amour)

Prologue

"Ash Ketchum, you won't be able to do anything when you grow up!"

"Ash Ketchum, you won't be able to live because you have no dream!"

"Hey Ash, have you known what you'll do in the future? No? Predictable, as always! Haha!"

"Ash, you'd better find something to do, or most importantly, what is your point of living!?"

"Everyone, I...

I don't know..."

Present

Ash's POV (this is the first time I've written someone's POV)

Yep, that was what people told me when I was a young boy. I used to be a boy with no dream, with no target to do. I'm now living in this miserable, pointless life

My name is Ash Ketchum, a 19-year-old author, living in an old apartment.

My life is very simple: Eat, sleep, write stories, publish them, repeat. Oh, and there are also some of my "personal businesses" I want to talk about but they're too weird and disgusting

I left my family a long ago. No, more like they kicked me out of the house

Both of my parents are successful. But they seem to be embarrassed when they have a son who don't know what is he living for. They're embarrassed because their friends', their neighbors' children have had jobs and I think they're really satisfied. So they kicked me out and they gave me this "mission"

"Unless you find a point of living, or at least a job, and you're successful with it, don't bring your face home!"

Yep, you didn't hear it wrong, or read it wrong because... I bet you're holding a technology device and reading this.

Oh well, before this book gets too dark, let's come back to my storyline. I'm the main character, duh! And main characters deserve well-living life!

Well, not all of them... according to some Anime I've watched before...

Anyway, right now I'm heading back home, with a bag of dumplings and cans of soda. I'm going to write and continue on a fictional book, which I'm working on. So I need to head home as soon as possible, for the money

Actually, talk about money, my books aren't that popular. Not because they're boring, it's just... the readers are asking for some pictures or drawings inside, so they can keep track on the storyline and understand it. Readers these days...

Oh sh*t! I wasted too much times talking to y'all readers outside the fourth wall that I almost forget about the book. I need to head home right away!

"MEOWWW!"

Wait... there's a cry, and it's from... a cat...

I look around and I find a box outside a mall. I look inside it and I can't believe what I've found

There's a cat, or more like a kitten, shivering inside the box

Wait, today's weather isn't that cold. Instead, it's hot as hell! Why is this cat shivering? Is he acting just to get foods!? *sighs* Cats these days...

Anyway, there's a line of words on the box, saying: "Forpiddewn cwat. Blease adwopt this"

Maybe someone with terrible handwriting and lack of English skill has written it...

Anyway, I guess I should take this little kitten boy home, since no one wants to adopt it.

I pick him up and carry him home, while he nuzzles his head in my chest

Oh, and I also check if I was right about his gender. However, when I'm checking, I find out something that make me blush all the way

This cat... is a girl... a female cat. Awkward~

So that's why this cat looks at me with a pissed off face. I guess he- I MEAN SHE! SHE! She's very angry because I've been rubbing her head and saying "who's the good boy?" all the way home

"Sorry, kitten. I thought you're a boy" I apologize and laugh nervously

"It's okay" She answers me with her sweet voice- wait a minute... THIS CAT CAN TALK!? SHE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!?

"Damn, this must be a talented that some stupid circus owner left. This is my lucky day!" I mumble while fanboying in my mind, but I think she heard them all. So she looks away and sticks out her tongue. How cute...

Anyway, when we're back to my apartment, I unlock the door and put the cat down so she can get in. I prepare a little bowl of rice and fish for her, and she looks very happy, judging from how she's eating

While she's eating, I walk in my living room and sit in front of my laptop. I open the save file on it and start typing the rest of the story. Yup, typing! You think I just write on a paper with a pen or something? This is 21st century, people!

I'm typing about the journey, the adventure between a human and a cat, or more like a catgirl. I then turn my head and look at the kitten, sleeping on the couch. I guess tomorrow I'll check her English-speaking skill. This is kinda extraordinary to me

I keep thinking about her that I fall asleep, which I don't know or notice

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There is a strange sound at night, waking me up. I blink my eyes a couple times and realize I haven't written much about my story. I put my fingers on the keyboard but I hear the sound of someone... eating...

I look at my watch and find out it's 11 pm at night. So someone has broken in my apartment started stealing stuffs, or probably he or she is just eating because of the hunger

Oh, or maybe kamisama has granted my wish of having a waifu. I've always wished for a loli girl, who would wake me up while I'm sleeping and call me "Onii-chan"

Anyway, I should get rid of that wish. I grab an umbrella and slowly walk in the kitchen. I switch on the light and ready to give him or her a piece of my mind.

However, I then find a very interesting

There is a girl, wearing short pink skirt, or dress, I don't know. What interesting is she has... a cat tail, a yellow one, and also cat ears on her head.

Oh my god, my dream has come true? How fast!

I silently walk to her and tap her shoulder, make her turn around and look at me. Her mouth... is drooling... and she also has a fish tail hanging out her mouth. What kind of thing is this!?

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I and her scream at each other face, totally surprised at each other, and also as a perfect way to end this prologue