A-Meow-Rous Love (Amour)

Evening Out (pt 1)

This chapter is also a little birthday gift for Rebal6678 . Since I'm living in a different time zone, so I'm not sure if today is actually your birthday. But yeah, in where I'm living now, it's (or was, depends on when you read this) June 29th today (or that day). So yeah, happy birthday, Rebs. I'm sorry I can't do your other favor, but I hope this can be a gift

Ash's POV

"Look, Ash! There are French fries, candies, yakisoba counters everywhere! Can we-" (Serena)

"NO! We're heading straight to the publisher's place! No snack break!" (Ash)

Yep, that's our little conversation on our way to the subway station. I'm leading the way while Serena follows behind with the face like she's been starving for years. Before I know it, she runs up to me and starts walking backwards, so she can face me

"Ash... This cute girl is starving and she needs some food~" she says while looking at me with her begging eyes, hoping that I will give in and do what she said. Well... these tricks don't really work for me, tho

"Well, cute-girl-chan, how about you just starve to death? I'd love to see that" I say coldly

"Oh c'mon! You won't let me starve to death, right?" She keeps using her begging eyes, which still doesn't work, as usual

"Watch out. There's an electric pole behind you" I say and point at the electric behind her, but as soon as she turns around, she accidentally hits her forehead on it, causing it to grow a sore red "horn"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME EARLIER!?" Serena says while crying, but I ignore her

"You know... you look good with that horn on your head" (Ash)

"SHUT UP!" (Serena)

We reach the subway station after a minute long of arguing. I buy two tickets for me and Serena, and as soon as I get them, I call her to come over, but she just stands there, staring at something. I go to where she's standing and look at what she's staring at

There's a McDonald restaurant across the street, and inside it, there's an employee. I don't really get what girls think, but if I were one, I'd stay attention to him. I hate saying this, but to be honest, he does look kinda handsome and muscular

"Ahhh~ just look at those shiny muscles and that cute face of him... I wish he was my boyfriend..." She mumbles while looking at him with twinkle eyes

Okay... I guess she's not only psycho, but she also has a very "imaginative" brain

"Okay, psycho cat! Time to go!" I say while pulling her shirts' collar

"NO! HANDSOME BOY! HANDSOME BOY!" (Serena while trying to be against the pull)

"JUST IMAGINE THAT HE'S DEAD! NOW GO!"

"NO! THAT'S TOO PAINFUL TO TAKE! NO!"

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"I'll never see that boy again..." Serena says while weeping. Now that's really annoying to me

Now thinking of it, I see lots of people talking and whispering while pointing at us. I don't know why but I have to find out what they're talking about

'Now that's a very jerky boyfriend'

'You freakin lolicon...'

'Wow, he made his girlfriend cry...'

'And not to mention she's also a cute girl'