A-Meow-Rous Love (Amour)

Why Are You Here?

Ash's POV

"OKAY! ANSWER ME! WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"

"AAAAHHHH! FORGIVE MEH!"

Yep, you didn't hear it wrong. I'm actually questioning a freakin girl in the most torturous way

So... let me introduce myself again. I'm Ash Ketchum, the future author, and I'm tipping to be the greatest of them all. However, I'm currently wasting to...

This stupid thief right here

I think this thief likes cosplaying, so she has that cat tail and also two cat ears on top of her head

Oh, and she can wag her tail. How cool, must be something new nowadays.

"Uh... anou... can you put me down? I'm not feeling so well..." She tells me with her face looks like she's about to vomit. But nah, I'm not gonna forgive that easy. There are lots of things I need to ask her

"Okay, you Otaku cat! Who the hell are you!?" I ask her, but she doesn't answer me

Oh, I almost forgot. Why is she about to vomit, you ask? Well... right now... she's hanging in the mid-air with one of her leg roped to the ceiling. Now that's a very dramatic scene

But yeah, to be honest, seeing a girl struggling while her head is upside down is kinda funny

"Please... forgive me.. I have kids, you know?" She begs me with a sparkling eyes, but... I'm not that stupid to believe that. I mean, she looks like a freakin 10-year-old! How could I believe that!?

"Stop kidding, young mom. I'm. Asking. YOU!" I shout at her and use my index finger to press her forehead, which she looks like she's very pissed

"OKAY! ANSWER! NOW! OR I'LL KILL YOU! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KIDS!"

"FINE! I'M THE CAT YOU ADOPTED THIS AFTERNOON!" She shouts at me, but her answer surprises me the most

"... Heh?"

"I'm the cat that you mistook with those male cats out there, you dork!" She shouts at me. I don't know if she actually knows what the word "dork" mean.

Wait, I think her appearance tells it all. I mean, as far as I can remember, the cat from this afternoon had a blue ribbon tied around her neck, and this girl out of nowhere also has it. Oh, and that female cat isn't on the couch anymore, instead, there is some kind of wet spot, smells like someone's saliva. She must be drooling while she's sleeping. Disgusting...

Anyway, while I'm talking to you readers, this Otaku is using her claw to cut the rope, but I stop it

"Don't even think about escaping!" I shout at her, but that's a bad thing I've done there. After that, she starts... crying

"WHY!? ALL I NEED IS SOME FOOD AND LOVE! I'M GONNA DIE HERE WITH A LOLICON AND WON'T KNOW THE SMELL OF MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND!" She cries, and her tears starts streaming out from her eyes that they seem like they will flood my place

She wish she had a boyfriend? Boy, if someone was actually crazy enough to accept her as his girlfriend, he probably had brain's problem

But yeah, I think it's kinda painful to being hung on the ceiling with your head upside down. So I guess I have to take her down.

But it's too late. As soon as I untie her, she starts vomiting. And she vomits rainbow. Seriously? Rainbow!?

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"Okay, you Otaku. Who are you!?" I ask her with the sweetest tone I can get. But I guess it's the bad time as she's panting. Are you kidding me? She's lucky I didn't kill her like I said before