A-Meow-Rous Love (Amour)

Naming

Before we start this chapter, I'd like to explain the last one

So many people say I'm a perv for making the "upside down" with skirt thing. However, according to some of the Anime I've watched, there are lots of scenes that gravity got "redefined", or let's just say the skirt didn't fly up

Okay, sorry for that. Let's just... start the chapter

Ash's POV

"What's your name?" I ask the catgirl, but she seems to be very surprised

"... That's it?" She asks me back and I nod. "You're not asking about how cute I am or how fabulous I look, right?"

Wow, not only this girl is psycho, she also has a very imaginative brain

"You self-proclaimed yourself as cute and fabulous? Really?"

"What? Is there something wrong?" She asks me, but I don't answer because I know she might flood my place with her tears if I spit out the truth

"Nothing! Nevermind!" I say. "So, what's your name?" I ask her again but she has that surprising expression like last time

"If you only have that question to ask, you shouldn't have left that stupid cliffhanger in the last chapter" She says

"THAT WAS THE AUTHOR! GAAAHHH!" I let out my rage in my sentence and I guess she's also scared of it, too

"Aww, don't rage. How about we just sit down, eat a slice of cake and drink some tea?" She says and pats my back

I guess I was wrong

"Hey, I need you to answer that, you prissy fur ball!" I scold her, but soon I know that I've made a wrong decision

"HOW DARE YOU CALL SOMEONE CUTE LIKE ME A FUR BALL!?" She kneels down and cries, floods my place with her tears, just like what I've feared. Her cry is too loud that it breaks some of my windows

"OKAY ! OKAY! STOP CRYING, FOR GOD SAKE!" I yell at her, hoping that she can hear me. Suddenly, someone's voice scares both of us

"YOU TWO DAMN COUPLE! WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE!" The voice is from the neighbor next door, totally shuts her up. To be honest, I have to say thanks to that neighbor, or I might die because of drowning

"Okay... Please... for f*ck sake... answer my question..." I say but I can't barely hear my voice. I must be deaf becasue of her cry. She lets out a cough like she has something extremely important to say.

"My name... is Serena Gabena Yvonne, and I'm the princess of Gikikakuta Planet!" She says

"Planet wut?" I ask her. I swear I only heard Giki or Gika something Planet. Now that's a weird name

"STUPID HUMAN! IT'S... Gikikakuta..." She says and waves her hand from left to right, makes a rainbow appear with the god damn planet's name

Seriously, where the heck is that rainbow come from?

But to be honest, I think Gikikakuta's civilians... or Gikikakutans for short... probably have the worst naming skill of all. I mean, how to write "Yvonne" anyway? Is it "I" or "Y"? I don't know...

"So what's your name, human?" She asks me like she is some kind of goddess. Oh well, at least she reveals her name

"The name's Ash Ketchum" I answer her. However... she covers her mouth and starts laughing

"Ash... KETCHUM!?" She asks me and laughs louder. I can smell something from her

"What's up with that, you psycho cat!?" I ask her, and she stops laughing for a while