Sans: Wats up
Frisk: Sans what I'm in school
Toriel: FRISK! Get off your phone!!
(#@~@: where are the knives
Alphys: WHAT? Who sent that??
(#@~@: U heard me Alphys
Papyrus: WHO DARES TRY, BUT FAIL, TO SCARE THE GRRREAT PAPYRUS?!
An unknown number has entered the chat
???: Howdy! It's me, your best friend
Frisk: nononononoNONONO
???: FLOWEY THE FLOWER!!! I gained access to human technology and now I can text you guys!! Isn't that great?
Sans: NO THIS IS NOT OK WAT IS HAPPENING
(#@~@: Greetings Flowey. well, its looks like the whole gang is here! We have the comedian, the nerd, the clone, and the loser! Except... where's the fuzzy pushover?
Toriel: blocked him. Now you answer my question. Who are you?
(#@~@: You'll know if you look at the punctuation in my username.
Sans: it's just a bunch of gobbledygook.
Flowey: SMILEY TRASHBAG!! Look at your vocabulary! It's become so advanced! Now if only you learned how to capitalize your sentences then maybe you can graduate kindergarten!
Sans: FLOWEY I SWEAR TO GOD
Flowey: No swearing here! We have to keep this KID FRIENDLY!! Considering you haven't even graduated KINDERGARTEN!
Sans: u just ruined it
Flowey: what
Sans: it was funny the first time but when you use the same joke twice
its not funny
Flowey: difference is, I wasn't joking
Sans: shut up
(#@~@: do you guys still want to know who I am??
Frisk: to be honest, I've lost interest
Alphys: Sans and Flowey, get back to arguing! I just finished making the popcorn!!
Sans: you made popcorn?
Alphys: ...no??
Frisk: lol
(#@~@: GUYS!!
Sans: wat
(#@~@: you just RUINED THE MOMENT! This was supposed to be eerie and spooky but you guys are too STUPID to realize that! I'm outta here!
Sans: ok see ya
Flowey: hey smiley trashbag!
Sans: you did it again
Flowey: what?
Sans: overused an insult. It's a bad habit. You'll never be insulting if you use the same insults over and over
Flowey: ok then... um... how about... happy dirt pile???
Sans: never use those words together in a sentence again
Papyrus: CALLING HIM SHORT REALLY GETS ON HIS NERVES!!
Sans: Pap seriously
Flowey: thanks for the tip... 😏
Frisk: guys stop texting plz I'm in school
Sans: k fine I'm gunna take a nap
Papyrus: NO!
Flowey: bye shorty!
Sans: see ya fat face.
Flowey: WHY CAN I NEVER GET TO YOU
Sans: two words: slay master
Flowey: Whatever
Frisk: ok BYE
Toriel: goodbye everyone
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RandomWell, here we are again, huh? I guess want to know what the Undertale crew talks about when nobody is looking. Ok, then! Come on in! Let's get all up in their biiiiiiiiz! Yes, this ideas been done but.... just trust me! I don't own undertale, dis...
