Again, this was someone else's idea. Thank you very much for that.
Sans: guys.
Frisk: Yeah Sans?
Sans has removed Frisk from the group chat
Undyne: why? What did Frisk ever do to you?
Sans: BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, We need to plan Frisks Birthday Party!!
Flowey: who cares about that jerk?
Flowey: why wasn't jerk blocked
Sans: Got bored of your reaction to that app. The joke is dead.
10 minutes later...
Sans: I've been waiting 10 minutes for your reaction Flowey
Flowey: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSASSAAFFVHYGEHDHDHDHCHDUSHEGDDGDHDHDHSHWHSHSUXHDVSHSH
Sans: wow
Alphys: ITS FRISKS BIRTHDAY
Frisk joined the group chat
Frisk: SANS WHAT THE HELL
Sans has removed Frisk from the group chat
Alphys: Jeez. That was too close.
Sans: Anyway, what are we doing for their birthday?
Undyne: we should decorate it in accordance with his gender! Y'know, pink for girl or blue for boy!
Alphys: ...
Sans: ...Undyne?
Undyne: YEAH?!
Alphys: we don't know what gender Frisk is.
Undyne: What?! You guys are weird. Frisk is obviously a... wait. What? Frisk doesn't have a gender?! How?!
Sans: Calm down Undyne
Undyne: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Alphys: What did you think Frisk was
Undyne: A.... I don't know! I just never thought about it! How are we going to decorate it?
Flowey: How about like a birthday party, you moron
Frisk has joined the group chat
Frisk: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Sans: I'm sorry kid, you leave me no choice
Frisk: what are you going to do
Sans has blocked Frisk
Mettaton: Hello, beautiful DARLINGS!! Guess what day it is!
Sans: we know. We're planning it right now. How do we decorate it
Mettaton: Leave the decorating to me, DARLING!
Sans: ok, now that that's out of the way, who's gonna make the cake?
Papyrus: THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS JUST FINISHED BAKING THE BEST SPAGHETTI-CAKE FOR FRISKS BIRTHDAY!!!
Alphys: spaghetti... cake?
Papyrus: YES!!
Undyne: sounds... delicious... I'm sure Frisk will... love it...
Sans: ok... you all, get over to my house, time for the surprise party to start
10 minutes later...
Sans has unblocked Frisk
Frisk has joined the group chat
Frisk: WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME YOU FREAKING BONEHEAD
Sans: sorry, kiddo.
Frisk: SORRY VIA TEXT ISNT ENOUGH I WANT AN EXPLANATION
Sans: alright alright, calm down. Come over to my house and I'll explain everything
Frisk: YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS YOU JERK
Sans: Trust me, I do
15 minutes later...
Frisk: I'm here, open the door
Sans: no, come in on your own.
Frisk: why
Sans: just do it
Frisk: ok fine, but I better have a good explanation on why you were such a jerk
Sans: don't worry, you will. Now come in.
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RandomWell, here we are again, huh? I guess want to know what the Undertale crew talks about when nobody is looking. Ok, then! Come on in! Let's get all up in their biiiiiiiiz! Yes, this ideas been done but.... just trust me! I don't own undertale, dis...
