Frisk: GUYS IM SPRINTING HOME AT LIGHTNING SPEED RIGHT NOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
Sans: u ok kid?
Frisk: NEBER CEEN BETTYTTUYTGTTTTER
Alphys: Um... Frisk... I'm seriously getting concerned. What's going on
Frisk: LAIHSHLJT DKYAGHY OUHHF SKFGCFHJOHOL
Sans: um what
Frisk: LAAAST DAY OF SCHOOOOLLLL
Toriel: Frisk, why aren't you home yet?
Frisk: I'm catching my breath it's ninety degrees outside
Sans: stop sprinting then
Papyrus: SANS STOP ENCOURAGING LAZINESS!!!!
Undyne: Hey punk! Wanna come over later to celebrate
Sans: where have u been Undyne
Undyne: wat
Sans: You've been gone for.. what.. 3 days now? Where have you been
Undyne: I've been taking care of... things...
Alphys: ... um ... like what...?
Undyne: I've been pummeling people who have been bothering us. Like remember that girl that got our numbers?
Alphys: o yeah! Katy, right? Did everyone change their numbers?
Sans: me and pap did
Undyne: yup
Toriel: Frisk and I certainly did.
Alphys: ok good
Sans: So Undyne... did u pummel the king too
Undyne: .........
Alphys: wait seriously??
Sans: I swear I was joking
Alphys: OMG no way! Tell me everything and don't leave out any details! What was his face when you came in how many times did you punch him are you still in the royal guard did he start crying TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Undyne: Alphys please chill
Frisk: GUYS GET THIS I just got home and mom was reading her phone and DYING laughing!! I don't know why WHAT DID I MISS
Sans: Undyne kicked Asgore's a
Authorities: Watch your profanity
Frisk: WHAT WAS THAT
Sans: don't worry about it
Undyne: Don't worry I'm still in the royal guard! I reminded him of what happened a couple of days ago, so he just laughed it off!! As for that creepy girl...
Sans: wat
Frisk: UNDYNE WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Undyne: do any of you have $25,000 dollars to spare? Her family is suing me
Katy: NOPE! I made sure my family dropped the charges! I'm NEVER washing my face again!!!!
Frisk: how
Katy: I'm a pretty persuasive person
Frisk: no I mean how are you texting us
Katy: OH! THATS SIMPLE! I looked up your numbers online!!!
Alphys: But we had our numbers changed
Sans: plus I blocked you
Katy: NOTHING gets past ME!!!!
Undyne: you're so much like that weird armless yellow kid
Katy: O U MEAN MONSTER KID??YEAH I GET THAT A LOT
Undyne: That's what that kid calls himself? Unoriginal little sh
Authorities: Watch your profanity
Frisk: SERIOUSLY WHERE DOES THAT KEEP COMING FROM
Sans: gotta keep this PG
Papyrus: WILL EVERYONE STOP TYPING IN CAPS LOCK!!? THATS MY THING!!! NYEH!!!!!
Katy: OMG PAPYYYYY
Frisk has blocked Katy
Frisk: Ok before you say anything SOMEONE had to do it
Sans: Agreed
Undyne: so about my earlier suggestion...
Papyrus: LETS GO!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL MAKE MY WORLD CLASS SPAGHETTI FOR YOU ALL!!!
Frisk: ok guys see you there
Sans: way ahead of you bud
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