Alphys: hey, anyone on?!
Frisk: I am!
Undyne: yeah, what's up?
Alphys: so... now that Frisk is twelve, I wanted to try something for all of us!!!
Frisk: what is it?
Alphys: do you like horror?
Frisk: nah, not really. Why?
Alphys: can you tolerate horror?
Frisk: yeah?
Flowey: get on with it, nerd!
Sans: CaPaTaLiZe YoUr SeNtEnCeS
Flowey: STOP MOCKING ME!
Sans: StOp MoCkInG mE
Undyne: why do I have a feeling Sans is going to be more annoying than usual
Alphys: WHY AM I ALWAYS INTERRUPTED BY YOU PEOPLE
Undyne: Alphy, chill.
Frisk: ooooooo, Alphy? Cute nickname!
Alphys: O//////O
Undyne: NO! IM NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS TODAY
Alphys: Can I please just say what I wanted to say?!
Sans: sure
Papyrus: FRIENDS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM COOKING SPAGHETTI FOR YOU ALL AND CANNOT BE DISTURBED BY THE DINGING OF THIS PHONE!! PLEASE KEEP THE TEXTING TO A MINIMUM!
Alphys: but I wanted to say something...
Frisk: alright, alright. Just say it before Paps gets mad
Mettaton: hello, DARLINGS!! Who's feeling fabulous today?!
Alphys: SON OF A BIT
Authorities: watch your profanity
Mettaton: Oh Alphy, shame on you! Go wash that filthy mouth of yours!
Undyne: SEE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLS HER THAT
Frisk: difference is you don't live with her.
Sans: or does she
Alphys: she doesn't live with me. Now can I please say the thing I wanted to say?!
Mettaton: ooh, is it juicy gossip? Do tell!
Alphys: no. I wanted to do something with Frisk.
Frisk: JUST SAY IT
Toriel: I don't approve of horror...
Frisk: MOM WHY
Alphys: one sentence. I can't type ONE SENTENCE!
Toriel: you're too young for scary things like that!
Mettaton: oh come on, Tori, you know Frisk has always been a SINammon roll!
Frisk: METTATON NO
Undyne: METTATON DOESNT LIVE WITH TORIEL AND HAS A NICKNAME FOR HER
Sans: difference is we don't ship them
Undyne: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alphys: you know what? I'll just ask Frisk in a private chat. You guys won't let me type one idea!
Toriel: what's a sinammon roll?
Frisk: don't worry about it
Papyrus: FRIENDS! I POLITELY ASK YOU ONE LAST TIME TO GO OUT AND TALK IN PERSON WHILE THE GREAT PAPYRUS COOKS HIS SPAGHETTI!! NYEH!!
Sans: sorry Pap
Alphys: alright, BYE, I'll talk to Frisk in a private chat
Toriel: Frisk needs to explain what a sinammon roll is first
Frisk: no mom don't worry about it
Papyrus: PLEASE TALK IN PERSON!
Sans: Alright bye
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