Flowey: What's up mai monster faaaaam
Sans: what the hell was that
Flowey: I heard some kids talking like that the other day, so I wanted to try it out. What do u guys think?
Undyne: Never do that again EVER
Frisk: yea even I dont talk like that.
Sans: yea and before you try anything, it is literally impossible for you to be condesending or passive aggressive in texts, so don't even try it
Flowey: whatever smiley trashbag
Sans: Seriously
Flowey: dont say it I SWEAR TO GOD
Sans: As your insult coach, I have to point out when you make a mistake!
Flowey: WHO MADE YOU MY INSULT COACH??
Sans: I did. Just now. Deal with it
Toriel: Will you two PLEASE stop fighting?
Sans: OK Tori
Flowey: I have a question
Sans: what
Flowey: WHY AM I THE BUTT OF EVERY JOKE THAT YOU GUYS MAKE?!??
Frisk: guess that's what you get for being a homicidal maniac all these years
Flowey: I DONT DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE
Toriel: Of course you don't, because unlike our former king, humans actually know how to enforce laws and you could be thrown into prison
Sans: I take back what I said earlier about people not being able to be passive aggressive in texts
Frisk: yea GO MOM!! Roast Asgore like there's no tomorrow!
Flowey: WHAT? That insult wasn't even that good!
Sans: as if you know anything about insults
Flowey: BRUH WHY IS EVERYONE SAVAGE EXEPT ME
Frisk: ... Flowey? Did... you just say bruh?
Flowey: yea why
Sans: we just told you to stop talking like that 27 seconds ago
Alphys: why such a specific number?
Sans: I knew he was going to do it again, so I counted
Flowey: I hate you so much smiley
Authorities: watch your bad insults
Flowey: WHAT???
Sans: A new app I installed. Now whenever you try to make a bad insult, your message gets sent automatically with another message that says, watch your bad insults. Man I'm such a great insult coach.
Flowey: YOURE NOT MY INSULT COACH!! YOURE JUST A DUMB PEICE OF TRASH
Sans: I know I'm trash. That doesn't stop me from being your coach
Frisk: this is getting mildly entertaining
Sans: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE TRASH
Alphys: OHH!!! MEMEMEEEEEE
Undyne: Alphys, plz chill.
Frisk: 300% trash over here
Sans: see why trash isn't a good insult anymore Flowey
Flowey: SHUT UP YOU CLOD!!
Sans: Ummm...
Alphys: Did you steal that from Steven Universe
Flowey: MAYBE SHUT UP IM DESPERATE THE APP DOESN'T CONSIDER IT A BAD INSULT SO HA!!!
Authorities: watch your bad insults
Authorities: watch your bad insults
Sans: Yup, there it goes. Sometimes it lags.
Flowey: You guys all suck
Frisk: cmon you know you loooove us
Flowey: absoLUTELY not
Sans: then why are you still here
Flowey has left the chat
Sans: aaaaaand he's gone. I need someone else to coach now
Frisk: can you coach me??
Sans: ok. You could use some refining on your insults. Come to my house asap. Your training begins now
Papyrus: BUT WHAT ABOUT ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS?!
Sans: I didn't know you wanted to learn how to insult people. let's have an insult class. Who else is in
Undyne: I'm in
Alphys: If Undyne is in then I'm in too!
Sans: ooooo what's that mean Alphys
Alphys: uhh I mean O//////O I'll come
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DiversosWell, here we are again, huh? I guess want to know what the Undertale crew talks about when nobody is looking. Ok, then! Come on in! Let's get all up in their biiiiiiiiz! Yes, this ideas been done but.... just trust me! I don't own undertale, dis...
