A Little Surprize (A Green Day/Billie Joe Armstrong FanFiction)

Chapter 23

Tay's POV

We got home and I went straight up to the shower. Before I went in, I went into Billie and I's room to get PJ's. I walked in to find Billie getting changed but only saw his back side. He started to turn around but I grabbed a guitar and ran to him putting it over his dick. "Oh hi." he said with a grin. "Ya hello. I need PJ's." I said putting the guitar literally on him. "THATS COLD Y'KNOW!" he said pushing it back a little. "I dont care wait till im done getting my PJ's." I said putting it back on him. None the less, the guitar was Blue. He put the guitar strap on and he started playing with out a amp of course. "So trying to recreate your one concert you did when you were younger and blond." I said. "Trying to recreate your concert you did when you were younger and blond." he said trying to mimic me in a higher voice. "I DONT TALK LIKE THAT!" I said then grabbing a tank top and shorts. I walked out the door and heard him say "Oh yes, yes you do.". I stuck my head back in the room and said in a deeper voice "Oh y'know I made that song cus y'know that chick was y'know kind hot and y'know." trying to mimic him. "Hey, y'know you sleep in my bed just remember that." he said. I rolled my eye's and entered the bathroom again.

I shut the door and striped down and entered the shower. I washed my hair with what Billie uses for his fluffy main all the time. Yup I found out its a girl shampoo.(not really I have no clue xD!) I exited the shower and felt like teasing Armstrong. I put my bra on and walked into the hallway and grabbed my guitar putting it on. Billie had boxers on and he was turned around and I had this mini amp with me and i put it on the floor and started playing hichen a ride. It scared the shit out of Billie because he jumped. "A-are you wearing panties behind that?" he said. "1.DONT FUCKING CALL THEM THAT I HATE THAT WORD ITS TO GIRLY! And 2.Nope." i said still playing. That when I realized my finger was bleeding because I don't have a guitar pic. "2 second please." I said turning around grabbing one off the dresser. Yup he is speechless, ass always gets him. i turned back around and he was really really close. He had enough I could tell because he started kissing me and he put me right up agenst the wall. Thats when he started moving me to the bed. "ugh Billie....I still have my guitar on." I said. Thats when he moved it and you should know what happened further...

(*plays the song Fuck Time* xD lol)

(THE NEXT MORNING)

I woke up on the chest of the lovely Armstrong known as Billie. I never really noticed but he looks adorable when he sleeps. His hair is all over the place and its adorable. I moved my hand and it hits something....yup it was as he calls it his 'Lil Billie'....at least it was only a tap not like a full on hit. Billie didn't wake up so I gently got up not waking Billie up. I walked into the bathroom and took a quick shower to get the smell of sex off my body. I got out and put a towel around me and got some clothes. Black tank top with grey skinny jeans, my main outfit. Also topped off with a black beanie. Billie was still sleeping and I walked back into the bathroom and got dressed. I walked back into Billie and I's room to get my glasses and I heard "Oh ya... holy Jesus Of Suburbia yes." in a moaning tone. I turned around to find Billie...humping a pillow. His eye's were still closed so he was prob dreaming. Oh my little honey is horny in his dreams! I put my glasses on and got my phone out. I started recording and Billie moaned again "Oh fuck me! I love you Tay! Pika Pika PIKACHU!". Thats when I ended the recording and blurted out laughing. I fell to the floor and Billie woke right up. "Tay are you okay?!?!" Billie said jumping up out of bed to help me. I would understand why he was so worried cus I was literally crying and laughing so hard nothing was coming out and I looked like a human seal clapping. Thats also when Billie realized he was naked and he ran to get his boxers. I just laughed as hard as I could by then. Billie came back over to me and he finally realized I was laughing and not dieing. "Okay, what the hell is so funny that you look like your having a seizure." Billie said. I finally stopped laughing and sat back up. Now just stating this but he had a sheet over his dick so its not like a porno. "Dont be pissed." I said holding in my laughter. I got my phone and played the video. After the video was done Billie face was bright red and I took a picture of that. He tried to grab my phone but I moved fast enough so he missed. "TAY GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE! DONT FUCKING SEND IT TO TRE OR KIRA OR ANYONE ELSE! LET ME DELET IT!" he said. "Nope." I said. I got up and started walking to the door. "Wanna play hard ball ay? Start runnin." Billie said. I then heard him get up and I started running to the bathroom. "COM'ER YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Billie yelled. I ran into the bathroom and locked the door. "Tay so help me fucking god." he said and thats when the tone of a text being sent. It said,

Pika, Pikachu ;3 :

OMG!!! xD I went to get my glasses and found this little one doing something fun

(Video here) (not the bed one xD. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/106424/green-day-randomness-o.gif .xD real link btw.)

I then heard Billie say "Just you wait. Your gonna come out of the bathroom sooner or later! Y'know you can hide in there all day!". I then got 4 texts playing Song of The Century 4 times.

Mr.Coolio :D :

XD I started laughing my ass off. Pika you just made my day and are the 2nd best friend thats a girl I have.

BadAss M c:< :

Woooooow Tay, this really is not a surprise he would be dreamin bought you, especially having sex with you.

Kira Kitty :3 :

XD Tre and I are having heart attacks laughing so hard right now! I fucking love you so much Pika xD this is why your my best friend

Magic Mike :

.-. Tay....thanks for the fucking nightmare's. Billie is prob gonna be so pissed at you.

I put my phone away and unlocked the door and said "BJ, if your out there im coming out. I love you and cant stand a minute without looking at you.". Trying to make peace here. I opened the door slowly and walked out slowly. I was pinned to the wall by Billie and he kissed me passionately. I guess it worked? He ended it and said "I couldn't spend a minute in my life without you.". I blushed and said "Im gonna make breakfest. Go take a shower and wear the outfit I love. in case you dont know, Its black and red. And do your hair the way I love." I said pecking him on the lips. He nodded and said "I love you.". "Love you to BJA." i said and walked down stair's. Now, how the hell do I make pancakes.

Okay so I was sick today and bored sitting in my bed and took an hour nap. Had a dream I was in a talent show singing 21 Guns. and the part where "When your at the end of the road..." happened ,Billie started singing it. I was like y'know so fucking surprised in my dream. Then the guitar solo...fucking make out session. Now... this would be very bad if it was in real life because he's like, twice my age xD. So I ended up typing 3 chapters, all because of my dreams...and the real Kira....yup Kira the washing machine part wont leave my head. and I watched way to much Sally.exe, Sonic.exe , sunshine.exe, more .exe creepy pasta shit thats going to keep me up all night. XD well im gonna TRY and sleep now. LOVE YA'S! ~WhatSerName2 <3

XD I feel down my school stair's today to xD popular guys helped me up c: yup