Bangtan Texts and Scenarios [Editing]

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Jin

Jin: what are you doing?

You: hanging out with a friend

Jin: okay

You : Jin

Jin: yas?

You : I see you

Jin: what ever do you mean?

You: yiur getting surrounded by girls

Jin: I know right! I'm so beautiful! Muah!

You: ok have fun

Jin: no wait!!

RM
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RM: am I not enough for u?

You: (・・?)

RM: is it bc I spend more time with the boys?

You: wat?

RM: do u have to cheat

You: wat?

You: (−_−＃)

RM: oh my dear love, why?

You: I see ur cheating on me with Jackson

RM: what you talking about??

You: I spot you across the cafè staring at me with Jackson dressed up as a girl. Oof look at that blonde hair and that booty

RM: wat? Pffff no

You: btw I'm hanging out with my cuz

RM: .....

Suga
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Suga: WHO IS HE?

You: ur swag

Suga: really?

You: no

Suga: WHO IS HE?

You: BamBam from Got7

Suga: WHY IS BAMBAM HANGING OUT WITH U?

You: Wow I didn't know Min Yoongi had the strength in him to type all caps

Suga: wow ok, burn

Hoseok
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Hobi: do u not love me anymore

You:  where did u get that from? I'll always love my ball of sunshine

Hobi: but it seems like it ಥ_ಥ

You: don't worry, I love you—the dude sitting across from me is your sister dressed up as one

Hobi: YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH MY SISTER???

You: ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

Taehyung
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Tae: I summon all the aliens to bring Y/N back to me

You: oh my wat happened this time?

Tae: THE GUYS IS THE PROBLEM

You: you mean Mark?

Tae: my buddy from Got7?

You: yes

Tae: u cheating on me with him?

You: I SUMMON ALL THE ALIENS TO MAKE TAETAE STOP STALKING US

Tae: that's not going to work

You:  Tae relax I'm just asking my little sis aka Y/N to help me get down thing for our aunt

Tae: but She is only mine Mark

You: Tae it's our aunt's bday

Tae: give back Y/N's phone! I DONT WNAT TO TALK TO U

You: it's our aunt's bday

Tae: poo u

Jimin
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JM: I'm probably stronger than him

JM: I'm better looking

JM: aka I don't like ur little buddy

You: there's nothing little about him

JM: so you've seen it before

You: of course y wouldn't I seen his wide shoulders? Its freaking Jin! His shoulders are huge!!

JM: I'm a better dancer

You: I know

JM: better singer

You: I know

JM: and I got jams

You: no, no, you have no jams Jimin

JM:  u very no fun. I'm going home

Jungkook
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JK: .i see you

You: yea that's not creepy

JK: why is yugyeom with you???

You: idk

JK: now young lady

You: yes sunbae?

JK: no don't call me that

You: o-p-p-a

JK: (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \)

You: lul

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