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Kelsey Rodgers

Hi there! It's me, the one and only Kelsey Rodgers! I really hope you know me because if you don't you've clearly been living under a rock all your life. I wouldn't want anybody to have to that, I mean imagine how terrible it would be down there. You wouldn't ever be able to gaze upon my beautiful face.

I should probably describe myself, even though I'm sure you know what I look like. I suppose you won't mind though because who wouldn't want to hear about me? Anyways I have waist length glossy blonde hair. Its original colour is chestnut brown, but I bleached because everybody knows that only blondes can be popular. I also have kind of murky brown eyes. I would wear contacts but I really can't stand them. I mean why on earth would you put those horrible, slimy things in your eyes on purpose? Besides even if I started wearing them now, there would be no point since everybody knows what my natural eye colour is anyway.

I'm also the most popular girl in school. I mean, if you had my looks you would be too. I take pride in the rate of boyfriends I go though. No matter what I always have a new boyfriend every month. Of course, I always dump them at the end of the month. They're obviously never hot enough to deserve to be with me for any longer than their allocated time.

This month my target is the hot hunk of hotness that is Frank Zhang. I think he might be The One. He's almost as hot as I am and he's super strong and protective too. I can just imagine him sweeping in and saving me from some sort of terrible disaster, like a split end or a cracked nail. My hero. As soon as we get together we're going to be the It couple. I mean he's hot I'm hotter, what could you wrong?

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After hours of intensive makeup I'm finally ready to school. I have to make sure I look perfect for when Frank professes his love today so I'm wearing my cutest outfit: black short shorts and a red crop top with the word "ROAR" written across it. If I do say so myself, I look drop dead gorgeous. No mortal could resist, especially one that so obviously likes me. He's been playing hard to get all of this term, insisting he has a girlfriend, but I know it's all just an act. After all, nobody can resist my beauty.

As I walk up to him I see that he's hanging out with his loser friends. I don't see why he hangs out with them; he could do so much better with his looks. I hear him talking and decide to eavesdrop a little on their conversation. Maybe I can find out what he likes and use that to get closer to him.

"Guys, since I'm leaving for camp tomorrow, I just want you to know that you've been the sweetest friends a guy could wish for. I promise to stay in touch so don't you dare say I'm leaving you behind!" he says pulling them all into a group hug.

Wait what! I can't believe he's leaving! I'd better act quickly if I don't want to risk losing the chance to go out with him forever. It's time to turn up the charm levels to the max and go full out flirty on him. He won't know what's hit him.

"So babe, wanna come over to my house tonight? My parents are away so anything could happen" I whisper in my most seductive tone. There's no way he could resist that. Now to relax and enjoy my new boyfriend.

"Kate or whatever your name is, I've told you before and I'll tell you again: I have a girlfriend! Now can you just please leave me and my friends in peace?"

Ah, the sweet sounds of victory...

Wait a minute! Did he just reject me! Nobody rejects Kelsey Rodgers! He must be making this girlfriend up to carry on playing hard to get. I decided to trap him into revealing that his girlfriend wasn't real.

"So, what does this so called "girlfriend" of your look like?" No way will he be able to make up a good description on the spot.

"Well, since you ask she's he most beautiful person I know"