4) My nonexistent script

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    I wondered into the thick underbrush of trees.
Dragons?… how in the world do they exist.
PAH! Only in fairy tales!
Mhm,  but people had to get the idea of dragons from somewhere,  my inner voice informs.
Really,  I snap at myself. With these humans and Armesiian creatures-like seriously,  I scoff. their creativity has no end
I idly wander throughout the forest, nothing made sense.  and my inner voice isn't helping!
Right on que… pay attention!  You can get lost! Just read any book!
Oh really!-- i murmur out loud sarcastically. My books have either scared-heroic or scared im-going-to-crap-my-pants type of scared.
Snap!
    I whirl around
I swear… if this gets any more cliche…
I glare at the dense thicket with annoyance.
I dont even get a script, I huff. Am I supposed to be scared…  or is it just to give the readers suspense with a nervous nail-biting session.
Well screw the el stupido non-script
"who-or what the hell are you. " I demanded remembering there are creatures too. "If you dont come out I will stab you in the eyes with that twig on the ground and feed you to the…  trees. Yeah,  that should be more of a challenge than using you for firewood."
This should spice up my non-existent script a bit. I smirked
Carter slipped out of the tress with a small smirk that plays on his perfect lips.
No not perfect,  I scold myself.
"Graphic much? Im a who not a what,"  he feigns hurt." Plus how are going to feed me to the trees?"he wrinkles his nose.
A devilish grin creeps onto my face, "Try me,  and i will even let you be the first human fertilizer."
He laughs. "Wait,  you aren't kidding..."
I raise an eyebrow in response.
"Well,  um do you want to help me find real firewood. You know,  the kind that doesn't involve burning humans." He gives me a glare with amusement in his eyes.
I snort,  in the most unladylike way possible. "Fine,  as long as you don't try to sneak up on me again,  human fertilizer" I smirk at his new nickname.
"Don't call me that," he scrunches his nose.
"Your wish is my command ,  human fertilizer"I wink. As he huffs in annoyance.

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Takes a bow,  " ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the freaky part of  my mind "* wiggles eyebrows dramatically *
Ya,  ya.  Its short… as usual
*scurries off stage,  peeks at you from behind the curtain and whispers*
I ship them ;)
Well later

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