Puns

Pun 20 - HP Pun #4

Severus Snape. Idk what I feel about him. I hated him, liked him, then hated him (amongst HP characters).

It's kinda annoying how his "undying love" for Lily is. I mean, there's so much he could do better. 4 reasons how:

1. He didn't ever need to be a freaking death eater. Like honestly, why???

2. That prophecy thing. I will never forgive him (sry Snape-lovers)

3. The way he treated Harry. Just be normal to the kid, like he has been through so much already.

4. Why Neville too? Just because he may also be the "Chosen one" doesn't mean that you need to scare him.

But at the same time, he's so nice though...

1. "After all this time? Always" (goes to get a tissue)

2. His love of Lily (gotta give him credit)

3. Saving Harry during his first Quidditch thing (and getting the blame)

4. Only kicking Harry out after he sticks his head in Snape's Pensieve (the stupid act makes me suppress a smile)

5. Being bullied by James & Sirius, but I love them both though, Marauders <3

Yah, so Idk about Snape. He could do so much better.

Also, Harry & Ginny should not name Albus Severus Potter after Snape. (Personal feelings, not to offend any Snape lovers)

Anyways...

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? 

So you'll never know which side he's on.