I guess one of the only sports I love is Quidditch. Flying brooms, cool goals, and total fun. I also love the Weasleys, so I should do both.
Every single time Harry plays Quidditch (or uses his broom), something happens. He lost all his bones on one arm, he swallowed the freaking snitch, he plunged down A HUNDRED FEET.
Also, thanks to the Weasleys, Quidditch is always the glory of the books. Thanks to Malfoy, the "Weasley is Our King" song is so interesting.
I also need to give a shoutout to Lee Jordan, for making such funny commentaries. From advertising firebolts. JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!
Also Luna <3 for that dreamy commentary, leading people to look at clouds (lol), 'I can't remember his name, it's something like Bibble — no, Buggins —' 'It's Cadwallader!'
Ratings of Weasley Children (During Harry's school time, not their child(s)):
1. Ron (What in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts???)
2. Bill (With Fleur <3)
3. Ginny (That's the silver lining I've been waiting for)
4. Fred (*Gets a tissue*)
5. George (That joke shop)
6. Charlie (Ty for that Triwizard hint)
7. Percy (A git)
Anyways...
What do you call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
A Weasley!
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HumorWhy does a person book a ticket? Because he wants to buy a book! LOL. This book is all about Puns, xD Enjoy!
