[ Pick up lines ]
➖➖➖➖➖Aries: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word - Butters
Taurus: Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it - Cartman
Gemini: I thought Happiness starts with an H, why does mine start with U? - Tweek
Cancer: If I was an octopus, all my three hearts would beat for you. - Kyle
Leo: Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give you the fourth letter of the alphabet - Kenny
Virgo: My friends bet I can't talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks? - Craig
Libra: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. - Token
Scorpio: Are you google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for. - Christophe
Sagittarius: I know somebody who likes you, but if I weren't too shy, I'd tell you who. - Clyde
Capricorn: Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN. - Trent
Aquarius: Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. - Pip
Pisces: I heard you're good in algebra, you can replace my X without asking Y - Stan
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)