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Aries: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word - Butters

Taurus: Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it - Cartman

Gemini: I thought Happiness starts with an H, why does mine start with U? - Tweek

Cancer: If I was an octopus, all my three hearts would beat for you. - Kyle

Leo: Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give you the fourth letter of the alphabet - Kenny

Virgo: My friends bet I can't talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks? - Craig

Libra: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. - Token

Scorpio: Are you google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for. - Christophe

Sagittarius: I know somebody who likes you, but if I weren't too shy, I'd tell you who. - Clyde

Capricorn: Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN. - Trent

Aquarius: Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. - Pip

Pisces: I heard you're good in algebra, you can replace my X without asking Y - Stan

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