[ What they gave you for your birthday as a joke ]
➖➖➖➖➖Aries: His secret stash of hentai - Kenny
Taurus: A fake $100 dollar bill - Token
Gemini: a blowup doll - Cartman
Cancer: Nothing because he's a pure innocent boi - Tweek
Leo: Big ass bottles of Smirnoff - Stan
Virgo:an expired condom - Clyde
Libra: Thomas the t̶a̶n̶k̶ dank engine - Gregory
Scorpio: The bee movie - Butters
Sagittarius: 4 packets of ketchup - Craig
Capricorn: a birthday cake that is on fire - Damien
Aquarius: A whole season of My Little Pony - Christophe
Pisces: a old, beaten up PS4 that is like 2 years old - Kyle
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)