[ Their insults and your comebacks ]
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Aries:
Wendy: "You're a bitch."
You: "Call me bitch again, I dare you."
Wendy: "Bitch"
You: "That's right, bitches do what they're told."
Taurus:
Kyle: -points at your test grade ( F )- "Haha you failed."
You: "So did your mom's abortion."
Gemini:
Kenny: "You're a mistake."
You: "At least my birth certificate wasn't an apology letter from the condom factory."
Cancer:
Craig: -after beating you at chess- "Suck it." ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
You: "I'm sorry, SMALL objects are a choking hazard.
Leo:
Token: "My family is richer than yours and I descended from royalty."
You: "Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick.
Virgo:
Cartman: "Dude, you're so skinny."
You: "I know five fat people on this mountain, you are three of them."
Libra:
Clyde: "Dude, that song is so old." -Points at one of Melanie Martinez's music-
You: "So is your mom, you still listen to her."
Clyde: "But my mom's...dea-" ~intense crying~
Scorpio:
Christophe: "You're stupid."
You: "Sounds like your dad, he forgot his condom and made this accident."
Sagittarius:
Stan: "Get your ass out of this school and leave."
You: "If I get my ass out of this school, then you'll have nothing left to kiss."
Capricorn:
Trent: "Dude you look like an egg."
You: "At least eggs get laid and you don't."
Aquarius:
Damien: "You're a chicken."
You: "That's why I go 'fcOFF fc fc fc fcOFF fcOFF."
Pisces:
Bebe: -spreads rumors about you- ( .<.)
You: "Aww you're spreading rumors about me? It's nice how you have a hobby spreading things other than your legs."
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South Park Zodiacs
RandomI made this because there aren't enough South Park Zodiacs. \(.<.)/ Anyways, enjoy this book. STARTED: June 10, 2017 Highest: #44 in Random (Thank you!) #1 in Bored (HOW?! TYSM)
