South Park Zodiacs

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Aries: "You want to know what's the difference between you and an egg? Eggs get laid and you don't." - Kenny

Taurus: "I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet." - Cartman

Gemini: "May I buy you a drink? I'll buy you a nice, fresh glass of shut the fuck up." - Stan

Cancer: "Sorry, this is a shovel and rake conversation. No hoes allowed." - Tweek

Leo: "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said." - Kyle

Virgo: "I'd tell you how I really feel, but I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case." - Craig

Libra: "If you think your dick is so big it goes from A to Z, look at your keyboard." - Clyde

Scorpio : "I don't hate you, I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank." - Gregory

Sagittarius: "Don't even bother to play hide and seek. Cause no one would look for you." - Christophe

Capricorn: "I don't argue with idiots, they will just lower me to their level then beat me with experience." - Token

Aquarius: "Earth's full. Go to hell." - Damien

Pisces: "Oh sure, you're street smart. Sesame Street smart." - Butters

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