Hamilton boyfriend scenarios

characters they eould be in Orange is the new black

Alexander Hamilton
Piper

Aaron Burr
Alex

Charles Lee
Pornstache

George Washington
Capello

Hercules Mulligan
Tasty

James Madison
Yoga

John Laurens
Crazy eyes

Lafayette
Red

King George
Partello or pantitello or whatever that new murderous guard is

Thomas Jefferson
Nicki