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Chapter 2

Again please don't comment on my mistakes.

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Chapter 2

Once, I left the main room, I went and got Cerberus's food. The walk to Cerberus was about five minutes. I passed sixteen skeleton guards, the all look down were they past me, then look back up.

Finally, I got to Cerberus. Then, I went under with a bunch of souls, not get me wrong I would not want to go with them but why not, always go the easy way. After, I got to his bowls I pulled the three very large ones out from under him. I was just about to exit from him, when I bumped into something. Then I saw a human shadow, I figured it was Uncle Hades

" Sorry, Uncle Hades." I said without turning around.

"No, it's my fault. I should have been watching were I was goin'- Wait your uncle is Hades?" A sweet, huskily male voice said, with a tad bit of Southern accent in his voice. Thats when I released that was the only time I have actual touched a dead person. Most of the time they just pass though me or what ever I have. But this time he hit me and the bowls. So I froze.

" Hello? I know you can talk because you just said three words. Will you answer my question, about Hades being your uncle?" He asked again.

I put on my sweetest voice and yet annoyed voice then asked. " Can I help you? Because all souls usually pass though us." I turned around and saw is face. He was cute, no hot, not just hot but hot hot. He had beautiful bright green eyes, perfect kissable lips,the most wonderful jawbone I have ever seen. Let me tell you, I have seen a lot of jawbones. He also had jet black hair that was shaggy and that was semi curly.

" What do you mean us? Are there more of you down here?" I stared at him because

he should know Hades lives down here, along with Persephone. " Sorry, not like servant that call him Uncle, but you know living people?"

" Do you really think I'm his servant? No, I am not his servant, I'm not any ones servant. I live here with them and my aunt told me to do this."

"Your aunt is Persephone?" He was cute, but asked way, and I mean way to many questions.

" Wow you know your Greek Gods. Also, I bet you love to ask questions. Because everything that has come out of you mouth so far as been a question." Now, I regret saying that, because he did not look happy.

" You, know nothing about me. Tell me what you know about me." He look like he want to strangle me. Hey, if he did I could burn his body to ashes and nobody would know. 'Cause we are in the Underworld.

" Let see here, I can tell you were stupid enough to get your self killed. Because, if not you just signed your death wish by coming down here.'' I was about to throw a fireball over his should right next to his ear, when Cerberus whined for food.

" Oh, right I still have to feed you boy don't, I?" I asked Cerberus. I turned to get his bowls when the boy who I shouldn't be able to talked to ask.

"So that what your doing here, feeding Cerberus, the three headed dog?" He asked. He look a little confused about why I was feeding Cerberus.

" Yes, why am I still talking to you, you're a mortal?" I felt silly saying that out loud about he just said.

"Because, you think I'm good looking. And, you keep talking to me so there, you think I'm cute." He looked proud of himself for thinking of that. Now, I really want to throw a fireball and have it actual have it hit his face. Too bad that his face was really cute.

" You wish. Have you ever seen Apollo? Too bad he's my uncle, or l would be in heaven." I thought about how would I ever find an immortal to be with. Because it could not be a god because they're all my uncles. Yeah I know we aren't blood related but, I'm still not a fan of incest. Even if you aren't blood related family is still family. So NO!

" No, are you saying that Apollo is hot, and he's your uncle?" He look like he was trying to figure out an algebra problem.

" Maybe and yes, they are all my uncles and aunts." I turned around and was about to walk away when he grabbed my wrist.

"Hey, I don't even know your name. Do you mind telling me your name? I'm Nathaniel Goode, I go by Nate." He gave me his best smile he could.

" Well Nathaniel Goode, I would love to say it nice to meet you but I don't lie."

"Ouch. Hey, I still don't know your name. Can I please have your name?"

"No." I said calmly.

"Come on, just your name and nothing else."

"Only if it'll get you to leave me alone."

"Sure." He said with a mischievous smile.

"Lexie. And if you're going to ask no you can have any other information."

" I have to go and feed Cerberus, now. I might see you later, most likely not. I also prefer not to." I said agin. Then I turned to the bowls an start to pick them up when I saw another shadow. I knew this time it was Uncle Hades.

"Eleanor, how are you?" Ask the only person who would not get mad at me for talking to people down here was, my one and only Uncle Eros (Cupid.)

" Uncle Eros, what are you doing down here? Don't you have business to tend you with the mortal's love lives?" I snapped, only because of Nathaniel, who I forgot was behind me still.

"Eleanor, you did not answer my question. How are you? And to answer your question, I'm here to talk you about your love life." He smiled at me then looked over my shoulder at Nathaniel. I gagged when he said my love life, luckily Uncle Eros didn't see or/and hear me. " Young lady, you haven't to introduced me to your friend, and who may you be, young man?"

Before Nathaniel could answer I blurted,"This here is Nathaniel, I just met him like five minute ago. He is also not my friend." I said in one breath. Then I said " I would rather not talk about that here. It's also not right to talk about it down here. Could be go to the house? Also, what do you being down here to see me? Can't you just send a IMS? Or talk to Aunt Persephone to tell me to meet you at your house?"

"I see, Eleanor lets feed Cerberus and discuss that matter. Also, I wanted to see you before Aunt Psyche got to you."

" Hey you told me that that your name was Lexie but, it's really Eleanor. You also said you didn't like to lie." Nathaniel stated but, both me and Uncle Eros just ignored him.

I want to say 'No, I don't want to talk about my love life, with you is more than a no. Because, I have forever to find the one that is right for me. So you can go back to Aunt Psyche, you old man.' But to be polite I said, "Why not, I have nothing better to do. And point taken." With that I grabbed the bowls and walked off. With Uncle Eros right behind me. Once we got to the bag of mystery meat and filled all three bowls full of the meat.

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Horrible. Horrible story. Why are you even here? I think I said in the note, if you made it to the end, not to move on to any other chapter. Everything in this book is crap! You can tell me. You can not tell me. I don't care. But, dont read the next one please. Yeah, I know I it on here, but OH WELL!!!! -1342