the battle (A Zodiac Book)

misunderstanding

"AQUA! GET ME FOOD"! Libra yelled in the empty room. She was draped over the couch staring at the blank tv screen. Gemini was making breakfast for herself using some weird substance. It sizzled as it made contact with the pan. Good this no one ate it. Cancer came down stairs. "Master is sleeping". Libra sat up straight. "Listen cancer! Aquarius was nice enough to let you live here but that does not make her YOUR master"! Gemini sighed. "Libra, that wasn't very nice. Master will be mad". Libra scoffed. "Like I care". Gemini frowned.
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Leo surfed the net at one of the computers in their living room. He was eating a bag off potatoes chips as he clicked on numerous links. "Leo"! Sagittarius called. Leo dropped what he was doing and walk to the kitchen. "Yes master"? Sagittarius turned around with a scary face. "You wouldn't happen to know where the last bag a potato chips went, would you"? Leo tenesed. He dropped to his knees. "I'M SO SORRY MASTER. I ATE IT. I'M SO SORRY"! Sagittarius sighed. "Get up. Go buy some." "B-by myself"? "Yeah". "But ma-" "do you want me to go with you"? Leo's eye lit up. "I'd be  honored master". Sagittarius raised an eyebrow. Sometimes I wonder if this kid is in love with me. Sagittarius thought.
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Aquarius walked down stairs yawning. "Good morning master". Gemini said. Aquarius covered her nose. "Why does the kitchen smell like death"? Aquarius asked. Gemini smiled. "I used human blood mixed with poison. Us sprirts are immune to it". Gemini explained. "I see". Aquarius said slowly. She saw cancer sitting at the table burying his face in his arms and Libra draped over the couch moaning as if she was in pain. "Libra master is here". Gemini said. Libra shot up. "Massssterrrrrr"! Libra whined. "What is it"? "Buy me some junk food". "But I just woke up". Aquarius said. She heard a muffled sound come from cancer. "Cancer?" Aquarius asked. Cancer lifted his head from the table and looked directly at Libra with and evil grin. "Get it yourself bitch". Libra leaped over the couch but Aquarius and Gemini grabbed her. "YOU STUPID FUCKING CRAB! I'M GONNA RIP YOU LIBM FROM LIMB AND DEEP FRY EACH PART OF YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY"! "Libra calm down!" Aquarius had her arms wrapped around Libra's torso and Gemini had her hands wrapped around her ankles. Cancer seemed to be unfazed by this. "Come at me bitch". Libra struggled against Aquarius and Gemini. "Let me go! God dammit let me go"!
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Sagittarius and Leo arrived at the gas station. "Hey leo why are here"? Sagittarius asked. "I need to get gas and the gas station store has cheaper chips". Sagittarius balled his fist with fire in his eyes. Leo cowered back in fear. "I'm sorry I'll go to the supermarket just let me get some gas"!
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Aquarius managed to get Libra to calm down and headed to the supermarket and Gemini gave aqua a grocery list of a few extra things. She arrived at the supermarket. She went to the canned food isle and looked at the grocery list. Clam chowder. Clam chowder? Is that even a thing? Aquarius looked up and saw it. She stood on her tippi toes and tried to reach it. A hand grabbed it and handed it to her. "Oh thank-" she gasped and jumped back. "Leo". She growled and tried to summon her power. The boy looked at her confused. "Do I know you"? Aqua them remembered she had purple contacts in so people wouldn't recognize her. She blushed in embarrassment and shook her head. "No I'm sorry". Aquarius dropped the can in her basket and looked at the grocery list. Soap. Aquarius turned around and walked away. Leo grabbed her by her ponytail. Aquarius screamed. "Let go that hurts". Leo let go. "Sorry you just look really familiar". Leo said examining her face from where he stood. "Sorry we haven't met but I know about your team. Everyone does". Aquarius said trying to play it cool. "I'll be going now". Aquarius walked over to the snack isle at the back of the store and moments later not only was she sharing an isle with Leo but also Sagittarius. Their backs faced each other but their voices were recognizable. Aquarius clicked her tounge and glanced at them. Leo seemed to noticed because he looked back. Aquarius quickly looked back at the chips. "Leo? What's wrong"? "Nothing". Leo responded. Aquarius again glanced at them. Leo caught her stare. Aquarius squeaked and looked back at the chips. "Leo"? Sagittarius asked. "That women...she was staring at us". Leo said. He walked over to Aquarius and tapped her on the shoulder. Aquarius looked at him. "Hello miss. I realised you kept looking at us. Do you want our autographs"? Aquarius looked at him confused. What? No! Aquarius thought. "Um...sure". Aquarius held out her grocery list. Leo and Sagittarius signed it. Fuck! What the hell are you doing Aquarius!? "There you go". Leo smiled at her. Aquarius set her basket down and ran out of the store.
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Aquarius arrived home empty handed and laned face down in her bed. "Um aqua"? Gemini asked. "What happened". Aquarius started crying. "Instead of getting groceries I got the enemy's autograph"! Aquarius sobed into her pillow. Gemini sighed and walked down stairs. "Where's the food"? Libra asked. "Mission failed". Gemini said. "I'll get the food". Cancer said. Libra growled.
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Cancer arrived at the store and bought what was needed without distractions and arrived home. Libra instantly forgave cancer since she now had food to consume. As Libra was beginning to relax the alarm rang. Libra rushed over to the computer to check the signal. Gemini and cancer looked over her shoulder. Their eyes widened.
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Leo a Sagittarius arrived home and the alarm rang. "Taurus what's wrong"? Sagittarius rushed over to her. "I don't know. It seems we ran into a problem." Taurus explained. "Where is Capricorn"? Leo asked. "Actually that's the problem". Virgo answered. "Yeah. Shithead decided to stalk the other team". Aries said. "He got caught". Taurus said. Sagittarius cleared his thoart. "Okay team listen up"!
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Aquarius rushed down stairs. "What's the problem"?! Libra looked at aqua with a troubled expression. "What's the matter? What's with that look"? "Someone's in the house". Aquarius gasped.
Sorry for a non-serious chapter. (Gotta have some comedy) I hope you guys enjoyed this. I'll try to update this book as often as possible. Most of the zodiacs will be in the next chapter which will be hella serious.