BAD DADDY ↪ yoonmin

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"i can't believe, i let a man touch me, Namjoon! a fucking man!!"

yoongi growls pulling on his roots his pacing feet almost tripping over Namjoon's legs.

"how did you not notice that he's a man the minute you made out with him?"

Namjoon bites his lip preventing himself from laughing at his already angered hyung.

"w-well, he didn't seem like a man, he was wearing this pretty little dress and he has a wig on, dude!"

yoongi wanted to bathe once more as he remembered how the guy last night grabbed his ding dong, honestly he just wanted to chop his ding dong off.

"that's what you get for drinking your ass off without limits..you're not even straight"

Namjoon teases earning a groan from Yoongi as usual.

"I am not gay!"

"mhm..sure"

Namjoon pushes him to his limit.

"i need some air"

yoongi stomps grabbing his coat off the rack and going out into the snowy weather.

namjoon shakes his head then turns his attention back to his phone texting his boyfriend about yoongi's little misfortune.

yoongi was walking down the street still grumbling like an old man who misplaced his cigarette somewhere.

he still can't believe somebody man-handled him, a straight man getting touched by another guy is something you don't see everyday.

chills struck down his body, he shivered not because of the cold weather but because of the memories that flooded through his mind.

he tucked himself in his coat, shielding himself from the harsh wind. as he waited by the empty bus stop beside a street lamp.

his phone vibrated, Yoongi fished in his pockets to set it on airplane mode. he really doesn't want to be bothered right now. when he took it out it slipped from his grasp and clanked on the ground.

"aish!"

he bent down to pick it up but someone beat him to it. he thought it was a snatcher but when he looked up..

"oh? i know you"

it was him. he was wearing this dress under a brown coat with boots. he is so prett--

Yoongi shook his head at his not-so-straight thoughts and just stood there flustered and uneasy as he watched this guy poke on his phone.

"here.."

the pretty guy handed him his phone back, Yoongi frowned at took his phone from the guy like it was some used tissue.

"I'm Jimin.."

Yoongi eyed the crossdresser from head to toe.

"what? you think I'm pretty?"

Jimin flashes him a flirty smile twirling around in his beige dress.

yes-- no! fuck no you're not

but Yoongi just gulped and thankfully the bus stopped in front of them saving Yoongi from more talking.

was he really the guy from last night? he really looks like a woman.

"yes, I'm a guy. i hope to see you again, daddy.."

Jimin winks as he left Yoongi to walk down the street.

Yoongi felt his heart leaping out of his chest as he watched the crossdresser with a long black wig disappear down the road.

"hey boy, are you getting in or not?"

the cranky bus conductor snaps him out of his thoughts, he nods and climbs into the bus with this Jimin guy in his head the whole ride.

daddy..hmm, why does it sound so sensual coming from him?

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i hope you guys support me on this one!! 😊

yoonmin is my bitch okay? i love them as much as i love namjin.!! ❤