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foreign affairs skit one

europa's first skit for their first album, written in play format (sort of)

for the next skit / v app / video / thing, i will be replying heavily on your comments. more comments = more screentime!

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MEETINGS AND GREETINGS

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*mic turns on*

gain:
testing, testing?

day:
yeah, it's working.

europa:
*cheering*

divine:
i guess the real question is what to do for our skit, right?

hana:
what if we talked about our trainee life and how we met each other? like first impressions?

europa (minus hana):
oh~~~

alpha:
surely, the golden maknae jr!

europa:
*laughs*

day:
should we get right into it then?

zoe:
i'll go first

alpha:
okay

zoe:
ah, my trainee life was hard for me. i had to learn korean when i came down here from spain. it was a little hard for me, but i eventually learned the language very well and i can speak it well too.

europa:
*agrees*

alpha:
i had support from my family, but i had to live alone because i moved here to train at big hit. my family is still in australia.

europa:
*teases alpha with fake crying*
eOMMAAAA 

day:
i know practicing was hard for me because i was really stiff. have i ever told you of the stretching method yoongi oppa told me?

5A:
no, what is it?

day:
you lay down on the ground and relax.

europa:
*loud laughing*
AH, WHAT IS THIS?

day:
yoongi oppa, if you ever happen to listen to our skit, please don't give out more stretching advice.

europa:
*laughing*

day:
althea eonni, what about you?

5A:
well, i was street casted, but i had some weight problems, so i had to go on a pretty strict diet.

europa:
*groans, thinking about their own dieting issues*

day:
i remember going on a really long diet. it was so bad. i didn't eat for days at a time. 

zoe:
eonni, you're going to make me cry!

europa:
*mocks zoe*
eOMMAAAA 

5A:
*jokingly*
im here, im here! 

europa:
*laughing*

gain:
oh, but the worst part was when we had to go to the gym and run. 

minyoung:
i remember when our other manager dropped us off and said "go exercise" 

europa:
*laughs at the memory*

divine:
but it was hard for me because i had to lose some weight too. the diets were really hard for me.

europa:
*mocks divine*
eOMMAAAA

alpha:
we forgot our maknae!

europa (minus hana):
*all at once* *deep voices*
MAKNAE!