EUROPA ✈ CLOSED

v-app

*more comments, more screentime* ;-)

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GAIN:
How do you turn the video on?

NARI:
The video is already on.

GAIN:
It is?

GAIN:
Oh, it is.

ZOE:
We have to wait for more people to join the v-app.

MINYOUNG:
You know, we should get our own v-app account.

GAIN:
Whoa, there's already ten thousand views.

NARI:
Ten thousand? Wow, ARMYs are really dedicated.

MINYOUNG:
I think that's enough to start the video now.

ZOE:
There's so many people commenting. Hola!
*giggle*

GAIN:
So cute, our little Zoe!
*pinches Zoe's cheeks*

ZOE:
*groans*
Don't do that on camera!

NARI:
*chuckles*
Shall we greet the viewers?

MINYOUNG:
Okay. Wow, this is the first time doing this.
International!

ALL:
Hello, we are Europa!

(ALL bow to the camera)

ZOE:
Well, we're here to give you a behind the scenes look on our cool older brothers.

MINYOUNG:
One sec, let me ask Joonie where they are.

(MINYOUNG calls NAMJOON)

MINYOUNG:
Hello?

JIMIN:
Hi!

MINYOUNG:
Jimin? Why isn't Namjoon picking up his own phone?

JIMIN:
I was just near his phone. Noona, did you know that-

(loud shuffling)

NAMJOON:
Hi?

MINYOUNG:
Joonie, we're doing a broadcast from your v-app. We're going to come visit you, okay? Where are you?

NAMJOON:
We're in the practice room.

MINYOUNG:
Okay. See you soon!

(MINYOUNG hangs up)

ZOE:
So where do we have to go?

MINYOUNG:
Practice room.

ZOE:
Vamos! To the practice room!

NARI:
They have an award show coming up, right? The Seoul Music Awards.

GAIN:
They're probably performing.

(ZOE opens door to practice room)

ZOE:
HELLO

The camera loses focus for a second and there's a lot of shuffling.

The camera refocuses in on Jungkook's nose.

NARI:
Ga-In, you have to refocus the camera and zoom out. All they're seeing is this nose.

The camera zooms out. The Europa girls are standing with BTS, just talking.

NARI:
(laughing)
Are you going to introduce yourselves?

NAMJOON:
Oh yeah.
2, 3-

BTS:
Bangtan! Hello, we are Bangtan Sonyeondan!

(EUROPA follows BTS' greeting using a deep voice)

HOSEOK:
(laughing)
They were following us!

YOONGI:
So what's this V-App for?

MINYOUNG:
Oh, we're just answering questions and stuff.

YOONGI:
Okay, I'll read out the questions and everyone else can answer.

ZOE:
We should give them time to send their questions.

GAIN:
Look, they're already asking questions.

YOONGI:
"Taehyung oppa, do you and Zoe have a handshake?"

ZOE:
We do have a handshake.

TAEHYUNG:
It's very long and complicated. We spent two weeks thinking of it.

(ZOE and TAEHYUNG do the handshake)

YOONGI:
Hm, okay. Ga-In and Hoseok, please do a dance duet together.

HOSEOK:
Oh, we've never done a dance duet before.

GAIN:
You're right. We can dance to Dope.

HOSEOK:
Okay.

SEOKJIN:
One sec, I'm turning on the music.

The music turns on and Seokjin skips to the good part. Gain and Hoseok dance.

JUNGKOOK:
It was very nice.

SEOKJIN:
They practice dancing a lot.

NARI:
They spent at least three hours practicing dances with each other.

SEOKJIN:
Do you know what they do for an hour?

GAIN:
Don't expose us like this!

SEOKJIN:
They'll be stretching, and they'll burst into a rap. This is really weird to me.

MINYOUNG:
Some of our group members loosen their vocal chords by singing children's songs in different octaves.

JIMIN:
Really?

MINYOUNG:
Really.

GAIN:
Look at this question.
Since there is eleven people, please take out two people and dance to SNSD's Gee.

The camera shakes due to the laughing idols.

Seokjin and Namjoon sit out and turn the music on. As they start dancing, it gets increasingly more funnier. By the end of the song, everyone was just laughing and laying on the floor.

Everyone sat on the floor, recovering from their laughter.

NARI:
Should we end the video now?

NAMJOON:
Yes.

YOONGI:
Okay, bye!

(EUROPA and BTS bow and say good bye.) 

The video ends with Zoe turning the camera off after winking. 

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ebfwhjfb wow that sucked and it was super short 

idk what i should do with only four members because all the good stuff happens after the fifth member is revealed 

make sure to spread the word about this fic because once i find members for the remaining three, i'll get into the good part. until then, it might be a little dry lol

xoxo, janice.