I'm literally slightly overweight, I used to be 90 pounds and now I'm 15 pounds overweight.
It's literally cause of high school and it's fucking ridiculous, I'm so self conscious now and it's bullshit cause I actually have a cute body now, my thighs are huge and my butt is jiggly now. But I also have a double chin tryna sneak in cause of my new thicker body
Bullshit
I'm literally eating maybe 500-1000 calories now daily and it's hard
Its not like I'm starving myself tho I stay up all night and sleep all day so I really have time for one meal and some midnight snacks now
I just wish my weight gain wasn't so obvious cause now people pointing it out
Like who the fuck are you to talk about my belly rolls when I sit down, they aul natural bitch eat my pussy you fucking cream cheese smelling saggy ballsack having head ass
You know some dumb kid had the nerve to ask me if I was gonna suffocate him with my double chin because I was standing up and looking directly down at him cause he was in the chair and I was just there like
Yeah I'm gonna suffocate you with my double chin scrawny ass Bitch what the fuxk is wrong with you why is having meat and having some jiggle so fucking weird?I swear some people think having a Kim k body is achievable at home
No you need 6 personal trainers and 16 top rate plastic surgeons and 8 personal chefs fuck you bitch
If you point out someone's weight whether in ur mind they're "too skinny" or "too fat" I think you're too much of an ugly cunt and you need to step the fuck down before somebody clock witcho dumb ass
And is it losing or loosing? I'm so confused on which is which smh maybe it's cause I haven't slept yet and it's already 7:07 AM so now I'm gonna eat some chips and dip and call it dinner and brush my teeth and wash my face and wake up at 8 pm
- E
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