battery: help! i'm dying!!!
me: you have 20%. your not dying.
battery: *goes flat* i told you so!
me: seriously?
******other times*******
battery: oh hey! how are you today?
me: good . . . why?
battery: oh, you know! i just thought i'd let you know i only have 9% left
me: *sigh* i'll go get the charging chord
battery: well would you look at that? i just went up to 10%!!!
battery: you know, i think i could last for another 3 hours without the charger chord.
me: *comes back into the room with charger chord* seriously?!!!
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