friend: why do you never stay in a relationship for long?
me: i actually do not know
me: *starts flashback*
bf: can i come over?
me: no.
bf: why not?
me: because i have a life . . . and your not always in it.
bf: are you breaking up with me?
me: if that's what you want. i never said it or anything and my last comment definitely didn't say it. i just said that my life does not always include you. i really don't know why you're getting your nickers in a knot.
bf: fine then!!! be that way! don't come running to me when something goes wrong!!!
me: i probably won't, but i'll pretend that i took that as a warning anyways.
bf: GO TO HELL B***TCH
me: *ends flashback*
me: the minute i know, i'll tell you.
friend: ok . . .
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