me: ugh! i'm so tired!
brain: then try to go to sleep
me: every time i do, you do something to keep me awake!
brain: well you do control me . . .
me: . . .
brain: how else could i function?
me: i'm pretty sure science said that you control me . . .
brain: science isn't always right
brain: science isn't a brain
me: science is a brain. science is everything
brain: you realise that you have been arguing with me for 1 hour now right?
me: it can't of been!
brain: then why is the sunrising?
me: YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!! YOU KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA BE TIRED TOO AND I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY!!!!!
brain: *yawns* you have a very good point so on that wall over there i have listed all the people who care
me: . . . it doesn't say anything . . .
brain: EXACTLY!
me: . . . *z z z*
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my book of randomness, fun and relatable things
Humorso this will mostly be stupid things. sometimes tips, sometimes important things because i'm down. BOYS: I WILL TELL U WHEN I'M DOING A GIRLS ONLY CHAPTER!!! DON'T BE A CREEPY PERVOT AND READ IT!!! if u have something u want me to post, the request...
