the cure

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annoying person: *cough cough sneeze* ugh! i've got the cold!

me: i know how to cure u of all illness

annoying person: how? prove it. get rid of this cold

me: do you have a gun or another killing device on you?

annoying person: . . .

A/N: sorry! another short one! my mind isn't very creative at the moment. it's just coming up with random jokes

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