annoying person: *cough cough sneeze* ugh! i've got the cold!
me: i know how to cure u of all illness
annoying person: how? prove it. get rid of this cold
me: do you have a gun or another killing device on you?
annoying person: . . .
A/N: sorry! another short one! my mind isn't very creative at the moment. it's just coming up with random jokes
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Humorso this will mostly be stupid things. sometimes tips, sometimes important things because i'm down. BOYS: I WILL TELL U WHEN I'M DOING A GIRLS ONLY CHAPTER!!! DON'T BE A CREEPY PERVOT AND READ IT!!! if u have something u want me to post, the request...