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Chp 1

*Most of the story will be told in 3rd POV*

Hyejin: hello

Yoongi: who r u

Hyejin: nobody ;)

Hyejin: wanna help me out?

Yoongi: creep

Yoongi: I'm gonna block you

Hyejin: stopppppp it.

Hyejin: u r so rude

Yoongi: how am I rude when some dude decides to text me without telling who they are, because for all I  you could be a stalker

Yoongi: gtfo

Hyejin: first of all

Hyejin: I'm not a 'dude'

Hyejin: I am a lovely young woman

Yoongi: ...

Hyejin: salty much?

Yoongi: FYI, I'm pretty much 'suga ' not salt

Yoongi: whoops...

Hyejin: HA

Hyejin: u wish

Hyejin: I can see why you'd pretend to be him

Hyejin: lol he has too much 'swag' for u to handle 😂.

Yoongi: mhm

Hyejin: lol at least u kno.

Hyejin: u a fan?

Yoongi: guess you could say that

Hyejin: lol

Hyejin: girl or boy.

Yoongi: man.

Hyejin: lol r u like 40?

Yoongi: no

Yoongi: 24 yrs

Yoongi: idek why I should be telling u this...

Hyejin: because I have charms that people fall for even when I'm texting

Yoongi: what charms.

Yoongi: it's because I'm bored 😐

Hyejin: so you text random strangers for fun?

Yoongi: u texted me first

Yoongi: my turn to ask the questions though

Hyejin: fine 😆

Hyejin: only 1 tho

Yoongi: fine

Yoongi: what's your age, country, and reason for texting me?

Hyejin: smooth.

Yoongi: 😏

Hyejin: I'm pretty old. USA, but I'm moving to Korea soon if things work out there, uh

Hyejin: I texted a Korean number to practice my Korean for a little

Yoongi: that is literally the dumbest reason ever

Yoongi: what if you texted a 50-60 year old man or a ten year old?

Hyejin: I think I am texting a 50-60 year old.

Hyejin: but it was just my luck that I didn't :)

Yoongi: ur odd

Hyejin: you're old.

Yoongi: e h

Yoongi: and I'm not old.

Yoongi: I'm just mature and sleep a lot.

Hyejin: u sleep a lot?

Hyejin: me too 🤗

Yoongi: how long?

Hyejin: if I have a holiday, I hibernate basically the whole day.

Hyejin: no lie.

Yoongi: lol then ur old too.

Yoongi: its late

Hyejin: hm?

Yoongi: its 10:00pm

Hyejin: that's not late 😂

Hyejin: lol ur older

Yoongi: you sleep for a day when u can

Yoongi: if u consider me as old since I sleep, I'm fine with that.

Hyejin: that's not it genius

Hyejin: no one sleeps that early too

Yoongi: I do.

Yoongi: I sleep whenever I can.

Yoongi: you'd get me if you shared a house with 6 other boys

Hyejin: brothers?

Yoongi: I guess.

Hyejin: that's a lot.

Hyejin: you still live with your parents?

Yoongi: hm.

Yoongi: do I?

Hyejin: ur an odd person.

Hyejin: u answered with 'I guess' and answered with 'do I?'

Hyejin: wanna tell me ur name?

Yoongi: nah we can stick with 'grandpa' for now.

Hyejin: fine. I won't tell u mine either then

Yoongi: did I ask?

Hyejin: hm.

Hyejin: lol

Yoongi: now let me sleep.

Hyejin: so u won't block me then?

Hyejin: HEY

Hyejin: answer me!

Hyejin: grandpa's a heavy sleeper then.

Hyejin: gn.

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Well.

That was the intro 🍯