FW & SB x reader one shots

Sirius Black: Stop arguing!

I was studying with Remus in the library when I heard an obnoxious shout. I couldn't even see him yet and I already knew it was the idiot Sirius Black. Remus was one of my closest friends but I couldn't stand being anywhere in vicinity of Sirius. "I'll see you later Remus" I said getting up before Sirius got over here, "no, (y/n) we're not done yet. We haven't even covered all of the potions homework" he said, clearly not noticing that his friend that I despise was drawing ever closer. "Fine" I grumbled picking up my quill again. "Thank you" Remus sighed. "Moony" Sirius yelled as he got to the table, I automatically looked away and pinched the bridge of my nose in exasperation. "Aww what's wrong (l/n)? Can't handle seeing all this beauty?" He smirked "no, Black. I actually am contemplating how a person can be such a git" I said looking into his now infuriated eyes. "Well at least I can get a date, the last relationship you were in was with a plate of food" he spat. "Well it seems like you have more dicks in your personality then you do in your pants". This made his jaw clench "bitch" "bastard" "try hard" "arse" "daft cow" "wanker" "prude" "chav". Sirius was about to throw another insult at me when Remus shouted "Shut up. I've had enough of the both of you always arguing. You're both my friends so you're going to have to learn to get along". He'd clearly wanted to be saying that for awhile because he seemed very satisfied when he got that off his chest. "I'm not going to get along with that" we both said at the same time, pointing at one another. "Well then you leave me no choice, James" at that James grabbed Sirius and Remus grabbed me. They dragged us both to the Room of Requirements and locked us in there. "Remus if you don't bloody let us out I will show the entire school your old pictures" I screamed through the wall at him. Sirius just grumbled and complained under his breath about being stuck in this room with me. A table with two glasses and two chairs appeared behind us and I took a seat. A few minutes late Sirius took the other seat and we kinda just sat in silent. "Why do you hate me?" I asked breaking the silence, Sirius just chuckled a bit "I don't hate you. The first time I insulted you was because I was intrigued by you and when you insulted me back I was impressed so I just continued to do it because you are a worthy opponent and pretty gifted at insults". Wow, so Sirius just argued with me because he thought I was good at taking it and giving it back. "Wait so you don't hate me?" I asked still unsure "no (y/n), I don't hate you. I actually think you're pretty amazing" he added looking into my eyes. "Well you're not to bad yourself, Black" I said smirking. He smirked back and started leaning, I started leaning in too. Our lips touched and it felt like electricity, one thing lead to another and I ended up sitting back on the table, fiercely kissing Sirius, with the glasses spilt and the table an utter tip. We both heard the door opening so we separated and sat back down in the chairs "well you two aren't at each other's throats so that's good" Remus said while walking in "yeah I'd say we get along better now" Sirius said with a smirk. "The table's a state, why the hell'd you do?" James exclaimed. "Well you know there's no bonding like ruining a table" I said winking at Sirius who looked shocked. We all left the room and Sirius brought me to the side a bit "thought you were an innocent girl, (l/n)" he said leaning into me "well you were quite mistaken then, Black" I said right next to his ear.