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Sirius Black: Surprise

If you're not in Gryffindor, since you're James' sibling he sneaks you into the common room and since you're close friends with Lily she sneaks you in as well, okay? Okay. (n/n)= nickname
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"Sirius I need to go, James will be back from detention soon" you said, trying to contain your moans while your boyfriend was kissing your neck, probably giving you a hickey. "He's going to find out anyway so why not let it be now?" Sirius said, now biting on your neck. "Sirius, no" "Sirius, yes" he argued in third person. "Sirius sit!" I directed, his canine instincts kicked in and he sat on the ground how a dog would. Before he could stop you you were out of the dorm to go to the library, on the way out the portrait hole James was going into the common room, "hey (y/n)" "hey James" you said trying to leave as soon as possible so he wouldn't notice the love bites you were showcasing since you didn't have enough time to hide them in any way. "(n/n), what's that on your neck?" "Nothing!" You screamed while bolting away. James stood their looking confused with his eyebrows knitted together. "Okay?" He questioned, walking to his dorm to see a, what seemed love struck, Sirius Black lying on his bed, staring into space. "Padfoot" he said trying to get his attention, no luck, "Padfoot!" He said waving his hand in front of his friends face, no luck again. James was getting impatient with his friends lack of attention to his presence so he pushed Sirius off his bed which Sirius certainly noticed. "Oh what's up, Prongs? How was detention?" Sirius asked with a somewhat goofy smile on his face. "Eh it was fine but what's gotten into you? You look like you're seeing stars" Sirius just laughed and waved it off.

You and James were in the Gryffindor common room playing wizard chess and you had won the last 2 games and just won the game you finished, James was incredibly competitive so him loosing 3 games in row was aggravating, when you proclaimed checkmate he said "are you fucking serious", you knew this would be a pretty phenomenal way for James to find out you and Sirius were dating so you just casual said "it took you long enough to notice" and watched his shocked expression, it then morphed into that face that only really protective brothers can do. He seemed frozen in time, he wasn't moving and it looked as if someone had put him on pause, "well I best be off, I've got homework to get finished before my date with Sirius later" you said smirking while walking out of James' sight, you could visibly see the vein popping out of his forehead, "Padfoot!" Sirius walked out of their dormitory to see the rather intimidating James staring at him, "you're with my little sister" he said more of a statement than a question, "first of all she's only 10 minutes younger than you Prongs, secondly surprise" he said with a half smile, half smirk.

I literally wrote this to use that pun, is that sad?