Sirius Black Headcannons

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-Whenever people find out you're dating they don't believe it

-If any guy other than the Marauders tries to talk to you he'll kiss you from behind and stick his middle finger at them after

-If people catch you looking at him you'll say you're "stargazing"

-always flirting and using pick up lines on each other even though you're together

-whenever you're stressed he'll turn into Padfoot so you can stroke him and calm down

-joining in on pranks/ prank wars against each other

-sarcasm on full blast at all times

-getting matching leather jackets and wearing them all the time

-him getting you to become an Animagus as well and being so glad you listened to him

-meeting his mother once and it ending at you yelling at her

-snogging in between classes, in the forbidden forest, next to the black lake, in broom cupboards, really anywhere

-finding out you have the same patronus

-being the only person that can get him to study because you threaten not to give him any affection until he's done some work

-complimenting each other all the time

-whenever you try to sit next to him somewhere he'll pull you to sit on his lap

-singing (more like screaming) along to songs and annoying everyone around you

-being best friends and significant others and knowing you could never live without one another

-him borrowing bobbles and scrunchies from you and then you refusing to take them back because you want him to keep his hair up

- the first pick up line he uses on you is
"Did is hurt when you fell?" "Let me guess 'from heaven'?" "No for me"

That's just a few. I may write down more of these another time

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