Fairytale Saviors

Me and my brothers are the ones that save the day. You've all heard the stories. Damsel in distress, it's usually a princess or some other girl from some kind of important descent, Prince or some other "manly man" from some other kind of important descent saves her from some kind of easily overcome obstacle like a dragon or something and they run off into the sunset all gooey and romantic. Disgusting. That's what our job is. Our job is to do what the Princes or other manly men of important descent can't do. Save the princess and make it seem like the prince did it instead of us. We are the Fairytale Saviors. Nice to meet you.