pepsi&mentos / bseph

two

ーbananas

it has been about 69 days since somin broke up with matthew, for a girl named jiwoo.

69 days since somin broke his heart in favor of exploring her already explored love for other women--indeed, somin said she was bisexual, but that was years ago and she had been the one to solidify their relationship as 'more than just friends'.

it had been 69 days since somin stomped on matthew's heart, the heart she held tight for 2 years, and even years before that.

69 whole days...

matthew can't even bring himself to laugh when jseph makes an impromptu sex joke about the number--because it's just not the same, and he's not sure it'll ever be.

"oh come on! that joke was golden my guy!" taehyung exclaims, rounding the couch to reclaim his seat on the sofa--matthew, however, stops him before he can.

"but it's just not the same man!" he wails, flopping across the couch as taehyung steals all of the cheese puffs from his hand as revenge.

the shorter man rolls his eyes the best he can and pushes matthew to get his seat back--the giant scowls back.

"but really, it's like a piece of me is missing yo." he further complains, head butting his best bro's thigh when he realizes all his snacks are gone and the sneaky fucker is laughing his ass off because of it.

"bro what the fuck," he whines, shoulders slumping in defeat-- when taehyung starts laughing even harder he glares and unsuccessfully tries to shut him up; "that was all I had left man," he spits, "now I gotta finish my sprite knowing I didn't eat all my chips--ugh, can't you be at least a little sensitive you douchebag?"

"no." he snorts out, greedily shoveling all of the cheetos in his mouth as the taller pounces and tries to tackle him for them--"I mean come on man! it was months ago, and she's not coming back for you, ever."

he finishes chewing with a dry cough and grimaces before gently massaging his throat; "just chill with me, man! we've got free time now, like all the time in the world--so eat your burger or I'm taking it bro." he finishes, laughing as he used his bare foot to smush matthew's face and sneak a giant sip of his sprite.

said man abruptly stops when taehyung speaks his scathing but truthful words, his big fist raised up in the air until it falls flaccidly by his side--he frowns, then tumbles back onto the couch with a bored stare; the couch gives a dull creak, and he endlessly frowns.

"yea...I guess you're right man." he mumbles, finally snatching up his mcdonalds mcdouble mcfucking burger as taehyung sets up for a youtube 'rap fails' binge that lasts 4 hours and gets cut off by 3 hour binge of trickshot fails.

"I know I am man."

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when taehyung leaves, he can't help but feel a little guilty--matthew was the breathing definition of pathetic right now, and he wasn't really helping.

but, that guilt, it does go away when he pulls up pornhub on his phone and calls it a night hours later.

a/n: short and yucky lmao hope ye liked it 😩👌💕