pepsi&mentos / bseph

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this time, matthew decides it'd be best to crash at taehyung's place.

for a little while.

a little while.

little while.

for a month.

which means hours upon hours of matthew crying as he scrolls through somin's ig and many awkward moments of sobbing into random jseph limbs and scarring incidents of walking into sad jerking off.

matthew fucking learned how to cook after somin called and, as friendly as ever, asked for some food to impress jiwoo's brother--and then proceeded to say, in text, that it was just enough for him to say she was good for jiwoo.

matthew had sulked for hours.

it was a long month.

surprisingly, the only thing taehyung wonders throughout all this, is if matthew would like a beer or a hug. so, like a good bro, he asks.

matthew and his multiple korean names had said yes, and they ended up cuddling for hours on the couch.

that's when stuff started getting weird.

even though taehyung is a lesbian porn addict with a strong love for women, he finds himself wondering "what if I was taylor lautner"

he brushes that one off with a laugh bc no, he does not want matthew to be gay for him.

but when he finally gets matthew out the house to get more beer and food, he keeps thinking, "what if I held his hand?"

for a month he thinks,

"he shouldn't cry for her"

"his ass looks good in those jeans"

"he's attractive even when he cries"

"looking like a whole meal, damn"

"she was a snob anyways"

"how far can he take that banana?"

"how can I make him happy again?"

so, even though he's giddy at just the thought of matthew smiling at him, he figures, he just wants to make his bro happy again.

so he makes a bomb ass plan for matthew's birthday, hoping that maybe the entire elaborate thing would sate matthew's sorrow forever.

now he just had to wait 3 long months.

because, honestly, he wants his bro to be happy again.

a/n: is this what ppl call a filler bc I'm always reaching 4 drama and tried a filler for once (again actually, check summersaults out y'all)

I hope this, as short as it is, was good enough to make you laugh bc I try to be funny ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ

also, I looked up matthew's b-day and stuff and his is 5 days after mine yAys (but still 11 years older than me tf) & his Korean names r like woojin and stuff like wowza

it's 5 again so peace y'all imma try to sleep 😂

have a great day/night loves, ily all (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧