pepsi&mentos / bseph

four

ーthe sun

taehyung hadn't texted him despite his loyalty, and so things had tensed.

it's been an entire week and a half since jseph saw matthew, and it's actually, really starting to make him worried--actually, he feels guilty; knowing that he was being an insensitive douche that day, and he probably triggered the hell out of his bestest brotato ever.

so he does what any good bro-friend does and picks the lock to matthew's apartment door, barging in uninvited with beer and porn--to only see matthew, giant as he is, curled up on the couch; watching twilight with a tub of cotton candy flavored ice cream sitting on his chest and tears in his eyes.

taehyung thinks this is the day he's gonna cry in front of his best bud.

"are you okay man? I've never seen you like this before." he whispers, setting the stuff in his hands down to help matthew sit up, the giant coming with him limply.

"y-yea, I'm fine man." he mumbles out, and jseph feels even worse when he sees that his bro is wearing a mix of juicy couture and baby phat tracksuits--"are you sure bro?"

"am I sure?" matthew looks over to him and suddenly his lips are wobbling and--"no I'm definitely not fine taehyung!" he garbles out, using a tissue to pat under his eyes.

"I mean look at me, these clothes are so outdated and I'm eating my least favourite ice cream ever and; oh my god--I'm pretty sure I look fat in this! tell me right now, do I look fat taehyung; answer honestly okay?!"

he looks to his bro expectantly and when he doesn't immediately answer he goes back to crying, wailing as he buries his face in the couch pillows.

taehyung covers his mouth in shock and stares in disbelief, slowly moving to pat his friends back, "l-let it all out man," he croaks out, his pats getting harder by the second; "this isn't healthy at all man." he says, grimacing as the tub of ice cream slips off his bro completely and the giant cries harder because of it. "and yes, matthew, you look really fat in that. change into something else already bro."

matthew lets out a couple of ugly sobs and kicks his bro off the couch, the other landing on his back with a thud. "you're such an ass--god, why can't you just be like taylor lautner, I'd be so gay for you man!"

"what the fuck bro! snap out of it! she still talks to you, stop acting like she died after shooting you with a fucking harpoon!"

matthew lifts his face just a bit, "but it feels like it man!" he sobs, grabbing more tissue to pat at his eyes before he smashes his face back in.

taehyung sighs, "I'm sorry man, I can't fix that--but you're making me worried. here, we'll go to a party tonight to forget about her, yeah?"

the giant sobs a couple more times before it ebbs away into sniffles--"sure bro."

jseph gives himself a high five and punches his bros shoulder before letting out a guttural bark, waiting for matthew to do it too-then, finally, the giant sits up, barking back and fist bumping with his best bro ever.

"okay man, thanks." he says, standing up and grabbing the remote to shut the t.v off. he pulls his baby phat jacket off and shoots it into the trash, puffing his chest out. "now get out so I can do some push-ups and criticize other guys on instagram."

taehyung laughs and grabs his stuff, heading for the door easily. "welcome bruv, see ya tonight."

"bye."

"later."

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