Distraction (Theo)

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Derek was discussing the plan.

"So we all know that Jackson is the Kanima.. and that he will be at the Draken Club downtown.... but we need a distraction just in case things go south. So who's it gonna be?"

His eyes scan the room and lands on me. His light green orbs burrowing into mine.

"Y/N? Did you want to volunteer?"
A small smile tugging at his lips.

"Sure. Why not?" I say sarcastically.

I stand, grab my jacket and walk towards the door. I notice they weren't following me.

I turn around to see Derek, Theo and Liam watching my every move.

"You boys comin'?"

Then everyone left and followed me to the club.

**At the Club**

I look around the crowd and spotted the bar. It was wide and long enough to dance on. That's right, my big distraction is singing karaoke while dancing on a bar table. I go up to the DJ and do a little flirting to get him to put on a song for me. I grab a microphone and hop on the bar. The song Shoop by Salt n' Peppa came on and the crowd went wild. All eyes were on me and I find Derek's gaze in the crowd. I nod, signaling him to continue and I started to rap.

"Here I go, here I go, here I go (again?)Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)Ok, then, Chillin, chillinMindin' my businessYo Salt, I look around, and I couldn't believe thisI swear, I stared, my niece my witnessThe brother had it goin' with somethin'...

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"Here I go, here I go, here I go (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok, then, Chillin, chillin
Mindin' my business
Yo Salt, I look around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' with somethin' kinda, uh
Wicked, wicked, ooh, had to kick it
I'm so shy so I ask for the digits
A ho? No that don't make me
See what I want, slip slide to it swifty
Felt in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna...."

Then the chorus came in and the crowd started chanting along with the chorus. I took off my jackets and tossed into the crowd. Then I walked along the bar and chose two guys to come up on the bar with me. One grabbed my hips and pressed his chest against my back. The other one pressed his chest on mine and they began grinding on me. The next chorus came:

"Well let me bring you back to the subject
Pep's on the set
Make you got, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but I'm fallin for your (super sperm)
When I get ya bettcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
Getcha getcha lips wet 'cause it's time to have Pep"

One of the guys dipped his head near my core and I push him off of the bar. He landed on his feet, just as I expected and I turn my attention to the guy behind me. I rest my hands on his hip and rapped:

"On your mark, get set, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scooby Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make my wanna scream ooh, ooh, ooh
I like what ya do, when you do
What ya do, you make me wanna shoop"

Little did I know that Theo was watching me the whole time. And was getting jealous as hell; so he hopped onto the bar and shoved the man behind me off. I turn to face him and he took the mic to rap the last verse:

"S and P wanna kick it with me, cool
But I'm wicked, G, hit skins but never quickly
I hit the skins right for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, for the smell of it
They want my bod, here's the hot rod
Twelve inches to a yard and have ya soundin' like a retard
Big Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do? What you wanna do?"

I was mesmerized when I heard him rap but I finally say in the mic:
"Mmmm, I wanna shoop."

Theo literally drops the mic and grinds on me until the song is over. He runs his fingers from my legs to my arms. His eyes lock with mine and I bite my lip. He carries me bridal style and hops off of the bar with me in his arms. I yelp out and he says:

"It's ok, baby, I got ya."

He walks out the exit and he smirks down at me and say:

"You ready to 'shoop'?"

"Hell. Yes."

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