Collateral Love | Tao

Chapter 9

I woke up to Sehun abusing me with a pillow, "Ow! I'm up! I'm up! What do you want?"

"I need to tell you something important."

"What? Did you lose your virginity?"

"What? No, did you?"

"No. Wait, what were you going to tell me?" I shook my head. We got off track so easy.

"Last night when I came back here," He took a few deep breaths.

"What happened?"

"Our parents kissed."

"Really?" I got excited, "Does this mean we'll really get to be step-siblings. We can really be the evil twins."

"I've been thinking all night," He didn't seem as thrilled as me, "What if we really are twins? What if we were like separated at birth? Don't you think it's ironic that you've never met your dad and I never met my mom? Something is fishy."

I looked up at him, realizing he did have a point, "But we don't look the same. How could we be twins?"

"We have the same birthday for Christ's sake, CJ," I could tell he'd been thinking all night, "And we're basically inseparable. Neither of us could go a few days without each other."

"Also we've never felt anything for each other that wasn't sibling like. I think you're right, Sehun."

"Can we get matching outfits now?"

"I think it'd be the only valid thing to do in this situation."

"I call the first shower. Your phone has been going off like crazy all night anyway."

"Don't fall asleep in there," I checked my phone. I did have a lot of messages.

TaoTao: I know you're probably sleeping but I can't sleep

I can't stop thinking about you.

Why do I feel like this? I've never felt like this.

Every time I try to fall asleep I just imagine you next to me and it keeps me up knowing that you can't be

Me: go the fuck to sleep you old fart

TaoTao: I refuse to believe that my princess just spoke to me that way after I poured my heart out.

Me: you're so cheesy you old man

TaoTao: who is this?

Me: Not CJ

*image attachment*

Look at her sleep, I bet you like that. The picture can be your payment for letting us in Principle Kim's office.

TaoTao: I wasn't expecting payment, Sehun. I get enough pleasure seeing that fat bastard suffer.

But thank you haha ;)

Me: pervert

Sorry! That was Sehun sending those messages.

I sighed, I should just tell Luhan about Sehun shitting himself at the carnival.

My phone started ringing. I made sure my mom was downstairs before answering it, "Hello?"

"Good morning."

"I can't believe Sehun sent you a picture of me sleeping."