Bully Me

Author's Note

Umm....

I actually don't have much to say right now.

Just, enjoy my story I guess...

I dunno how you work this but...

Here's a cookie? *Hands cookie*

God, this is so weird....

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So, let's get right to chase, yeah?

My name is Alana Carter. You may call me Alana or Lana if you want. Anything that floats your boat. And here is the story of my life. But first, let's get to know me better, eh?

I'm a girl, unless you haven't guessed and if you didn't, how small can your micro sized brain be? Pardon me cuz of my crude sarcasm but that's just how I roll I guess.

I stand at a measly 169 cm which is considered midget size as compared to the boys at my age who towers over 175 or 180. Like legit, what the fuck, are you guys taking extra testosterone? Where the hell did you get your growth spurt from? Jeez.

I have fair skin since my body repels itself involuntarily from sunlight and my hair is browning. It used to be black but apparently my body decided to be one with nature and turn itself into the same shade as the tree bark outside my backyard. Many a times I get caught from school for having 'dyed hair' and my mum had to explain to my teacher that I'm genetically weird.

Ah, the joys of being me. FUN FUN FUN.

So, apart from my appearnace as a human being l, lets get straight to my life, eh?

I'm 16, currently in high school where I should be having the best time of my life right?

HELL NO!!

High school is such a pain in the arse!!! Half the shits my teachers taught me just goes down my industrial garbage chute in my brain! I mean, don't get me wrong, I come to school to set the foundations of education so I may seem like a hireable and functional human being but the more I stay within the four walls in my school, the more homicidal I get over the dickheads and bimbos that are walking down the halls.

I cannot tell you the countless times my sister had to stop me from being a knife to school so I won't commit homicidal murder by stabbing each of those furry fucks at the back whilst laughing maniacally.

I need help.

I have friends of course. A fair amount of humans have not made me wish I was on a different planet and we converse in intellectual topics such as the Civil War in Iran, Justin Beiber's rights as a human being and the occasional how many minutes does it take to microwave a hot pocket before their fillings purge out from their crusty shell.

We tend to keep it to intellectual standards.

As for my love life? Don't even bother mentioning it. It's as extinct as the Dodo bird right from the beginning so don't bother expecting something of it to happen.

My face however just screams 'Vulnerable' to lots of guys in my school.

I have a fair enough of guy friends who either teases me to no end or treats me like a younger sister in need of protection.

Oh, I forgot to mention one tiny detail.

In school, I'm being tormented by the worst human whom I had ever come across. He's a complete asshole who I wish daily to suddenly commit suicide or gone up in smoke. But no, he's always there to bully me in the worse way imaginable.

But one incident just changes everything. And now...

I might actually be falling for him...