Mark: Heyy~
Jack: Hey Markimoo
Mark: Jack, I had an idea.
Jack: What is it ya goof?
Mark: We can only speak in pick-up lines
Jack: Alright.. lmao
Mark: Okay, I'll start~
Are you a plain bagel?
'Cuz I like you with nothing on.
Jack: Ooh.
Are you homework?
Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Mark: Oh nice.
Hey baby,
Are you an angel?
Cause i'm allergic to feathers.
*vomits*
Jack: lol
Hey girl,
Have you been sitting on sugar?
Cause you got a sweet ass.
Mark: Do you like whales?
Cause we can hump back at my place.
Jack: Very forward.
Are you a light switch?
Cause you turn me on.
Mark: Are you Scotty?
Cause you can beam me up.
Jack: Mmm.
Hey girl
Do you have cats?
Cause I wanna stroke your pussy.
Mark: Seeexyy.
Hey boy
Do you like animals with feathers?
Cause I wanna see your dickie bird.
Jack: o_o Ooookkaay.
Mark I think that's enough.
Mark: Alright Jackaboy.
I'll see ya later.
Jack: Yep
Buh-bye
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RomanceSome of these will contain smut. Just warning you ahead of time. Also, Some are "x Reader" and others are just of my OTPs! :3 (~￣▽￣)~ Yeah.
