Best Friend

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This happened around the beginning of the school year, and Snarfu was there witness it:

Random person: *not gonna write my dreaded name*, I'm your best friend right?

Me: No, I don't even know you and I've never met you

Random person 2: I'm her best friend

Me: I don't even know you either

Snarfu: Wow, you are being so honest

Me: *thinks* I pride myself in being brutally honest during these moments

Random person 3: I'm your best friend of course

Me: I don't know you well enough to call you my friend

Random Person: *tells me his name*

Random person 2: *Not gonna type it*! I'm *Not gonna type it*!

Random person 3: Of course you know who I am

Me: Sorry, I forgot your name

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