We're off to see the Akatsuki!

The Most Perfect Moment in the History of the Universe

Recap:

"Seems legit."

Koi murmured.

"Goodnight potato."

I murmured.

"Goodnight dumbass."

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I DON'T OWN NARUTO. n_n

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"Unlock the door."

Itachi whispered.

Deidara placed a mouthed hand on the silver knob.

As it slowly turned, Itachi sneaked in.

His dark hair slowly fluttering as the door shut slowly.

He loomed over Koi and Mika, shifting the weight on his legs.

Deidara stepped in calmly, overshadowing them like a skyscaper to two log cabins.

"So, we just grab them to test their reactions, un?"

He whispered to Itachi.

"Yes. But you must be swift about it. No performances."

He murmured, focused on his target.

SWISH!

Their arms swooped down and grabbed the two girls.

"MRRRRMF."

Koi's words butchered by Itachi's hand.

The two Akatsuki members dashed out of the room.

The red irises of Itachi's sharingan gleamed as the sun shone a thin beam over them.

"Tsukoyomi."

He spoke calmly.

The two girls were paralyzed.

"ITACHI! What the hell? The Tsukoyomi lasts 72 hours. And they could even die."

Deidara challenged.

"Hush. I didn't trap them. I simply used the Tsukoyomi to paralyze them."

He used his gentle voice.

"Hmph."

~*~

Koi's P.O.V

I woke up in a room, Mika on my side.

"W-what's going on?"

I asked, trying to lean over, but I was cuffed down.

Shit.

"Gah... I don't know. What if they rape us?"

Mika yelped.

Crap. What if they do?

"You two did an excellent job in kidnapping these two."

Pein's voice rang sinister.

"Leader-sama! What gives? "

I protested.

I heard a distant chuckling.

"Thank you, hmm."

Deidara.

"It was our pleasure. "

Mumbled Itachi.

"What's going on here?!"

Mika shouted.

"Why, that's something for you to find out."