Hamilton Reacts {Retired}

Hamilton Soundtrack: "Aaron Burr, sir"

By this time, everyone was pissed off at society so they decided to go back to the soundtrack.

Ensemble: Seventeen seventy-six
New York City

"Well, now we know what year it is and where the hell fate has taken us." Alexander huffed.

Ham: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

"I swear, if that's how it actually went down-"

"No, it didn't. If if did, I would've been dead by now." Aaron mumbled.

Burr: That depends, who's asking?

Ham: Oh, sure, sir

"Stop calling me sir. Makes me feel old when in reality, I'm only one year older than you. Eleven months and five days to be exact."

"Oh, shut your pie hole."

I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir

"See what I mean? No one will ever forget his name. Especially with the last name of 'Hamilton'."

"Ha!"

"Shut up you two. Peggy, you're named after an alcoholic drink and John, your name literally means 'bathroom' in Britian."

"...Thanks a lot, John Harrington."

I have been looking for you

"...Get off me, stalker."

Burr: I'm getting nervous

"You should be."

Ham: Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him it's a blur, sir
He handles the financials?

"He's gonna say something with Bursar in it."

Burr: You punched the bursar?

"Exactly."

Ham: Yes! I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it, how'd you graduate so fast?

"I actually took a break sometimes."

Burr: It was my parent's dying wish before they passed

"Oh no."

Ham: You're an orphan, of course! I'm an orphan!

"Okay, now your just becoming creepy."

God, I wish there was a war

"Alexander Hamilton, age fourteen."

Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for!

Burr: Can I buy you a drink?

"Did you just assume my age?"